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title: "30 Trying Quotes By Karen Marie Moning"
description: "30 Trying quotes by Karen Marie Moning. Plus more from Karen Marie Moning and more Trying sayings from other authors."
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> [If you're trying to force the story to be a straight up romance, it's going to be weird for you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/if-you-re-trying-to-force-the-story-to-be-a-straight-up-romance-it-s/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/the-most-confused-we-ever-get-is-when-we-re-trying-to-convince-our/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-ll-never-get-laid-trying-to-keep-you-safe-you-re-a-train-wreck-on/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [My philosophy is pretty simple – any day nobody’s trying to kill me is a good day in my book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/my-philosophy-is-pretty-simple-any-day-nobody-s-trying-to-kill-me-is/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Try a rocket launcher. Think maybe you could manage to hit me with that?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/try-a-rocket-launcher-think-maybe-you-could-manage-to-hit-me-with-that/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/four-if-you-try-to-force-yourself-into-my-head-i-will-force-myself/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-have-a-black-sense-of-humor-you-try-living-my-life-see-what-color/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Oh ye of little faith. Not for IYD... But you didn't even try.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/oh-ye-of-little-faith-not-for-iyd-but-you-didn-t-even-try/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [people were just out of control! . . . They've all got cell phones stuck to their ears and yet I've never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/people-were-just-out-of-control-they-ve-all-got-cell-phones-stuck-to/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/lies-are-horny-little-buggers-they-breed-like-rabbits-and-bound/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [But it seems Ive got this set of scales inside me that I never used to have, or at least I wasnt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/but-it-seems-ive-got-this-set-of-scales-inside-me-that-i-never-used/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [When Barrons looks at me like that, it rattles me. Lust, in those ancient, obsidian eyes, offers no trace of humanity. Doesn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/when-barrons-looks-at-me-like-that-it-rattles-me-lust-in-those/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [You were firing questions at me today, trying to get inside my head. You asked if I believe in God. I told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/you-were-firing-questions-at-me-today-trying-to-get-inside-my-head/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [No matter how people try to dispute it, perception is reality. Its what you choose to believe that makes you the person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/no-matter-how-people-try-to-dispute-it-perception-is-reality-its-what/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [There are only shades of gray. Black and white are nothing more than lofty ideals in our minds, the standards by which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/there-are-only-shades-of-gray-black-and-white-are-nothing-more-than-2/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [There are only shades of gray. Black and white are nothing more than lofty ideals in our minds, the standards by which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/there-are-only-shades-of-gray-black-and-white-are-nothing-more-than/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [There was no lifeboat here in these deep, killing waters, not even a lighthouse, marking the way back to shore with its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/there-was-no-lifeboat-here-in-these-deep-killing-waters-not-even-a/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [You were firing questions at me today, trying to get inside my head. You asked if I believed in God. I told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/you-were-firing-questions-at-me-today-trying-to-get-inside-my-head-2/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [I have a box inside me now that never used to exist. I never needed it before. It's down in my deepest,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-have-a-box-inside-me-now-that-never-used-to-exist-i-never-needed-it/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [There are moments in my life when I feel like I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be, doing exactly what I’m supposed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/there-are-moments-in-my-life-when-i-feel-like-i-m-exactly-where-i-m/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [-and nobody’s getting laid!” I practically shouted. “You think I don’t know that?” He shifted his body beneath me, making me painfully…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/and-nobody-s-getting-laid-i-practically-shouted-you-think-i-don-t/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [One day you do meet a man who kisses you and you can’t breathe around it and you realize you don’t need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/one-day-you-do-meet-a-man-who-kisses-you-and-you-can-t-breathe-around-2/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Dying is overrated. Human sentimentality has twisted it into the ultimate act of love. Biggest load of bullshit in the world. Dying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/dying-is-overrated-human-sentimentality-has-twisted-it-into-the/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [A comfort zone can be a mental state:Belief in God is a lot of peoples's comfort zone. Dont get me wrong, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/a-comfort-zone-can-be-a-mental-state-belief-in-god-is-a-lot-of/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Then why was his tongue in your mouth? Was he conducting a clinical test of your gag reflex?" He smiled, but not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/then-why-was-his-tongue-in-your-mouth-was-he-conducting-a-clinical/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [He's trying not to laugh. I tell him I would have doomed mankind for him, and he's trying not to laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/he-s-trying-not-to-laugh-i-tell-him-i-would-have-doomed-mankind-for/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [You can't save people from themselves. You can only try to wake them up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/you-can-t-save-people-from-themselves-you-can-only-try-to-wake-them-up/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Don't bother trying to guilt me. Ask my other. It doesn't work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/don-t-bother-trying-to-guilt-me-ask-my-other-it-doesn-t-work/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [Either I can stay up here and freeze my ladycrackers off trying to find a falling star, or you can do something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/either-i-can-stay-up-here-and-freeze-my-ladycrackers-off-trying-to/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [I began to cry. Barrons looked horrified. "Stop that immediately, Ms. Lane." "I can't." I sniffeled into my cup pf cocoa so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-began-to-cry-barrons-looked-horrified-stop-that-immediately-ms-lane/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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## Other authors on Trying

## More by Karen Marie Moning

> [“I can either be a victim—or a winner. Fuck victimhood. I don’t wear it well; it clashes with my wardrobe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-can-either-be-a-victim-or-a-winner-fuck-victimhood-i-don-t-wear-it/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [Ancient eyes had stared at me, filled with ancient grief. And something more. Something so alien and unexpected that I'd almost burst into tears.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/ancient-eyes-had-stared-at-me-filled-with-ancient-grief-and-something/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [Some things are sacred. Until you act like they're not. Then you lose them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/some-things-are-sacred-until-you-act-like-they-re-not-then-you-lose/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [Who would ever understand me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/who-would-ever-understand-me/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [Sometimes, Ms. Lane," he said, "one must break with one's past to embrace one's future. It is never an easy thing to do. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/sometimes-ms-lane-he-said-one-must-break-with-one-s-past-to-embrace/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [“I think I’m under control, that I’ve stripped away all weaknesses. That committing to my mission has made me impervious. I’m wrong. The thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-think-i-m-under-control-that-i-ve-stripped-away-all-weaknesses-that/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [Desire makes life happen. Makes it matter. Makes everything worth it. Desire is life. Hunger to see the next sunrise or sunset, to touch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/desire-makes-life-happen-makes-it-matter-makes-everything-worth-it/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [“Finally, someone had seen him. And what had he done? Let her get away. Undermined by his disgusting human anatomy. It had just been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/finally-someone-had-seen-him-and-what-had-he-done-let-her-get-away/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [“Our sex is fierce. We will both be bruised. "I want it to always be like this," I tell him. "Try holding onto that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/our-sex-is-fierce-we-will-both-be-bruised-i-want-it-to-always-be-like/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [Keep hoping to see the light in her eyes. Even knowing it'll mean she's saying good-bye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/keep-hoping-to-see-the-light-in-her-eyes-even-knowing-it-ll-mean-she/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [Strength wasn‘t about being able to do everything alone. Strength was knowing when to ask for help and not being too proud to do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/strength-wasn-t-about-being-able-to-do-everything-alone-strength-was/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [“He swapped the fistful of my shirt for one in my hair, and ground his mouth against mine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/he-swapped-the-fistful-of-my-shirt-for-one-in-my-hair-and-ground-his/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [He’s so beautiful,” she said wistfully. “He’s like an angel.” “Yep,” I agreed flatly. “The one that fell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/he-s-so-beautiful-she-said-wistfully-he-s-like-an-angel-yep-i-agreed/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [And when he did that, my hands curled into fists because I thought about touching his face like maybe I could catch joy in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/and-when-he-did-that-my-hands-curled-into-fists-because-i-thought/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

> [“Flattered as I am that you count me among the beautiful people, Barrons, allow me to point out that I’m still alive. I encountered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/flattered-as-i-am-that-you-count-me-among-the-beautiful-people/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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                        "text": "You were firing questions at me today, trying to get inside my head. You asked if I believed in God. I told you of course I do- I've always had a strong sense of self. Your house is quiet now, you're sleeping upstairs and I'm alone with this blasted, idiotic book that purports to tally the sum of my life, and fact is, maybe I do. But maybe, ka-lyrra, your God doesn't believe in me. -- From The (Greatly Revised) Black Edition Of The O'Callaghan Book of the Sin Siriche Du",
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                        "text": "-and nobody’s getting laid!” I practically shouted. “You think I don’t know that?” He shifted his body beneath me, making me painfully aware of something. Two somethings, in fact, one of which was how far up my short skirt was. The other wasn’t my problem. I wriggled, to shimmy my hem down, but his expression perished the thought. When Barrons looks at me like that, it rattles me. Lust, in those ancient, obsidian eyes, offers no trace of humanity. Doesn’t even bother trying.",
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                        "text": "One day you do meet a man who kisses you and you can’t breathe around it and you realize you don’t need air. Oxygen is trivial. Desire makes life happen. Makes it matter. Makes everything worth it. Desire is life. Hunger to see the next sunrise or sunset. To touch the one you love. To try again.",
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                        "text": "Dying is overrated. Human sentimentality has twisted it into the ultimate act of love. Biggest load of bullshit in the world. Dying for someone isn't the hard thing. The man that dies escapes. Plain and simple. Game over. End of pain...Try living for someone. Through it all-good, bad, thick, thin, joy, suffering. That's the hard thing.",
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                        "text": "A comfort zone can be a mental state:Belief in God is a lot of peoples's comfort zone. Dont get me wrong, I'm not knocking faith; I just dont think you should have it because it makes you feel safe. I think you should have it because you do. Because somewhere deep inside you, you know beyond equivocating that something greater, wiser and infinitely more loving than we're capable of understanding has a vested interested in the universe, in the way things turn out. Because you can feel that, as much as the forces of darkness might try to gain the upper hand, there is an Upper Hand.",
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                        "text": "Then why was his tongue in your mouth? Was he conducting a clinical test of your gag reflex?\" He smiled, but not nicely. \"How is your gag reflex, Ms. Lane? Are you a hair trigger?\" Barrons likes to use sexual innuendo to try to shut me up. I think he expects the well-raised southern belle in me will think eew and back off. Sometimes, I do think eew, but I don't back off. \"I'm a spitter, if that's what you're asking.\" I flashed him a too-sweet smile. \"Didn't look that way to me. I think you're a swallower. His tongue was halfway to China and you were still taking it.\" \"Jealous?",
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                        "text": "Either I can stay up here and freeze my ladycrackers off trying to find a falling star, or you can do something about it yourself. I— and my freezing nether regions— would thank you most assuredly. As would all of Dalkeith. Do something, man.” - Grimm",
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