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title: "12 Trying Quotes By Bill Burr"
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> [I don't think that hard about why people come out to my shows or trying to influence them or anything. I'm just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-don-t-think-that-hard-about-why-people-come-out-to-my-shows-or/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-think-it-gets-uncomfortable-when-you-try-to-act-like-you-didn-t/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-one-of-those-guys-like-whatever-the-situation-is-as-long-as/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-trying-to-get-away-from-trashing-women-to-be-honest-i-think-i-ve/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/if-you-try-to-deliver-a-funny-line-in-a-funny-way-it-comes-out-as/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wasn-t-the-good-looking-guy-i-wasn-t-the-hot-chick-i-wasn-t-the-fat/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/if-i-get-married-i-get-a-tax-break-if-i-have-a-kid-i-get-a-tax-break/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/did-you-ever-spell-a-word-so-bad-that-your-spell-check-has-absolutely/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [Like I said, you guys in the media will treat the dumbest jack\*\*s in the entire f\*\*\*ng world like they won a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/like-i-said-you-guys-in-the-media-will-treat-the-dumbest-jack-s-in/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't worry, it's only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/we-need-a-plague-it-s-gotta-happen-and-don-t-worry-it-s-only-gonna/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-like-finding-stuff-that-i-suck-at-and-trying-to-get-better-so-i-m/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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> [It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-just-if-one-person-says-anything-it-becomes-click-bait-and-then/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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## Other authors on Trying

## More by Bill Burr

> [I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-making-movies-and-being-in-any-that-i-can-be-in-i-d-like-to-be/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a-joke-so-that-it-doesn-t-get/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-doing-radio-and-i-love-doing-stand-up-obviously-i-m-good/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-was-right-after-9-11-and-i-decided-to-walk-around-the-grounds-of/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/business-runs-hot-and-cold-so-the-more-you-re-in-charge-of-your-own/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-it-wasn-t-even-that-i-m-a-funny-guy-i-just-loved-stand-up/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-i-want-it-we-need-a-plague-it-s-got-to-happen/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wish-they-would-teach-it-in-schools-give-people-the-belief-that/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/look-how-long-it-took-to-build-the-freedom-tower-and-we-wanted-that/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/for-aspiring-comedians-don-t-listen-to-me-just-go-on-stage-and-do/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-a-great-time-to-be-a-comedian-because-you-ve-got-so-much-more/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-but-it-s-basically-an-online/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people-ask-me-why-i-m-yelling/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-informed-as-a-protestor-they-don-t/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

> [I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-it-s-ridiculous/)

[Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/)

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