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> [Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/never-try-to-be-funny-right-before-people-are-about-to-masturbate/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

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## More by Greg Walloch

> [Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/never-try-to-be-funny-right-before-people-are-about-to-masturbate/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

> [I enjoy people even when they're being difficult.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/i-enjoy-people-even-when-they-re-being-difficult/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

> [An audience's or individual's reaction to my work is simply their reaction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/an-audience-s-or-individual-s-reaction-to-my-work-is-simply-their/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

> [As a person with cerebral palsy who walks with crutches, people have the assumption that I've had to overcome a lot of obstacles in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/as-a-person-with-cerebral-palsy-who-walks-with-crutches-people-have/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

> [May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/may-i-feel-like-i-feel-when-i-m-about-to-eat-cake/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

> [That's one way to overcome criticism: tank so hard that failing becomes glorious and meaningless.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/that-s-one-way-to-overcome-criticism-tank-so-hard-that-failing/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

> [We've all gathered together, and whatever goes down is what goes down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-walloch/we-ve-all-gathered-together-and-whatever-goes-down-is-what-goes-down/)

[Greg Walloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-walloch/)

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