--- title: "1 Truth Television Quotes By Ruby Wax" description: "1 Truth Television quotes by Ruby Wax. Plus more from Ruby Wax and more Truth Television sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eae/ruby-wax-18576_brutal_i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-trut_2085519.png" --- > [I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-truth-of-television-is-that-they/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eae/ruby-wax-18576_brutal_i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-trut_2085519.png) ## More by Ruby Wax > [Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/thoughts-aren-t-fact-so-don-t-take-them-seriously/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/why-is-that-when-people-become-ill-and-have-something-wrong-with-any/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/you-have-to-be-great-friends-and-make-each-other-laugh-we-laugh-a-lot/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [You shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/you-shouldn-t-run-away-from-your-problems-you-need-to-aim-straight/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/why-when-you-have-a-mental-disease-is-it-always-considered-an-act-of/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/depressions-are-very-cyclical-they-happen-once-every-five-years-when/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/how-come-every-other-organ-in-your-body-can-get-sick-and-you-get/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/college-atheletes-used-to-get-a-degree-in-bringing-your-pencil/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/my-ultimate-fantasy-is-to-entice-a-man-to-my-bedroom-put-a-gun-to-his/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/i-don-t-combine-proteins-and-carbohydrates/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/only-if-you-re-kind-to-yourself-can-you-be-kind-to-others/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/by-the-time-dessert-arrives-i-am-usually-so-drunk-i-can-t-remember/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [“On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/on-the-toilet-no-one-is-a-star-remember-that-and-you-will-go-far-in/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/like-any-working-mother-i-find-it-hard-to-have-a-social-life-but-my/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) > [I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/i-m-a-misplaced-american-but-don-t-know-where-i-was-misplaced/) [Ruby Wax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby-wax/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/truth-television/ruby-wax/#itemlist", "name": "1 Truth Television Quotes By Ruby Wax", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ruby Wax" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby-wax/i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-truth-of-television-is-that-they/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eae/ruby-wax-18576_brutal_i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-trut_2085519.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eae/ruby-wax-18576_brutal_i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-trut_2085519.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eae/ruby-wax-18576_brutal_i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-trut_2085519.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.” — Ruby Wax", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/truth-television/ruby-wax/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/truth-television/ruby-wax/", "name": "Truth Television Quotes by Ruby Wax", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/truth-television/ruby-wax/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eae/ruby-wax-18576_brutal_i-never-weigh-myself-but-the-brutal-trut_2085519.png" }, "description": "1 Truth Television quotes by Ruby Wax. 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