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title: "25 Trump Quotes By Lewis Black"
description: "25 Trump quotes by Lewis Black. Plus more from Lewis Black and more Trump sayings from other authors."
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> [Political audiences are not fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/political-audiences-are-not-fun/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-don-t-understand-how-anybody-s-still-a-democrat-or-a-republican-i/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/the-republicans-are-the-party-of-bad-ideas-the-democrats-are-the/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-don-t-know-if-you-ve-noticed-but-our-two-party-system-is-a-bowl-of/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/republicans-have-nothing-but-bad-ideas-and-democrats-have-no-ideas/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/democrats-are-like-a-big-tortoise-that-s-on-its-back-and-can-t-get-up/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/the-one-thing-i-think-we-learned-this-year-is-that-the-democrats-and/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/what-is-the-difference-between-a-democrat-and-a-republican-a-democrat/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/republicans-and-democrats-can-barely-do-what-they-re-supposed-to-do/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-am-angry-that-the-democrats-don-t-have-the-ability-to-explain-to/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/the-thing-is-whenever-i-see-hillary-clinton-i-feel-like-i-have-to/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/we-have-a-two-party-system-the-democratic-party-which-is-a-party-of/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/democrats-are-dumb-and-republicans-are-stupid-but-the-difference/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/a-republican-stands-up-in-congress-and-says-i-got-a-really-bad-idea/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [ I think you have to \[vote\] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-think-you-have-to-vote-and-the-reason-you-have-to-go-vote-is-an/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/democrats-should-be-focused-on-which-way-we-can-help-the-most-people/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents -- doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/stupid-presidents-smart-presidents-white-presidents-black-presidents/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [None of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/none-of-this-seems-to-affect-the-leadership-that-people-don-t-go-out/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [I never thought that Bill Clinton should be the president. When he was running to be the president of the United States,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-never-thought-that-bill-clinton-should-be-the-president-when-he-was/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/the-only-thing-dumber-than-a-democrat-or-a-republican-is-when-those/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [A republican stands up in congress and says I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat says AND I CAN MAKE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/a-republican-stands-up-in-congress-and-says-i-got-a-really-bad-idea-2/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/you-realize-that-for-all-the-shenanigans-that-go-on-in-the-big-circus/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/harry-reid-is-not-funny-he-s-creepy-nancy-pelosi-is-creepy-charles/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/donald-trump-came-out-as-a-birther-which-is-republican-for-i-m/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/the-democrats-have-responded-to-the-republicans-lack-of-dealing-with/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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## Other authors on Trump

## More by Lewis Black

> [I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-think-one-reason-people-play-golf-is-it-allows-them-to-obsess-about/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/if-you-re-going-to-vote-for-somebody-because-you-think-they-have-a/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-think-that-i-don-t-panic-as-much-as-the-folks-on-the-left-or-the/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-don-t-know-if-you-ve-noticed-but-our-two-party-system-is-a-bowl-of/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/these-ballot-initiatives-against-same-sex-marriage-remind-us-that/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/if-you-re-going-to-pick-a-book-and-you-want-to-base-a-system-of/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/no-matter-what-your-parents-are-going-to-worry-about-you-i-had-a-tour/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-m-always-amazed-when-i-hear-people-saying-that-george-bush-he-s-a/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-knew-that-i-d-lived-in-new-york-too-long-when-a-few-years-ago-i-was/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/if-you-re-seeing-a-psychiatrist-you-re-wasting-money-because-all-you/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/well-first-of-all-i-d-just-like-to-say-that-2005-was-a-great-year-if/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/i-d-like-the-campaigning-to-be-about-all-the-things-they-re-not-going/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/all-food-is-comfort-food-maybe-i-just-like-to-chew/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/johnny-vassilaros-is-the-man-who-has-created-the-finest-cup-of-coffee/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

> [“At seven p.m., hope is sparked again when some new chirpy airline employee announces that a new plane without that nasty mechanical problem -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/at-seven-p-m-hope-is-sparked-again-when-some-new-chirpy-airline/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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