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title: "113 Trump Quotes By Jimmy Fallon"
description: "113 Trump quotes by Jimmy Fallon. Plus more from Jimmy Fallon and more Trump sayings from other authors."
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> [Donald Trump told ABC news that if he had Oprah as a running mate, they could easily win. Although you know who'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/donald-trump-told-abc-news-that-if-he-had-oprah-as-a-running-mate/)

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> [Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/rick-perry-said-donald-trump-is-unfit-to-be-president-and-called-for/)

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> [Marco Rubio's presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that, Rubio said, 'Hey, any chance I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/marco-rubio-s-presidential-campaign-has-raised-40-million-in-the-last/)

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> [As you can imagine, with Hillary Clinton being here, security is very tight. The Secret Service has been here all day sweeping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/as-you-can-imagine-with-hillary-clinton-being-here-security-is-very/)

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> [Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/republican-ted-cruz-announced-that-he-will-run-for-president-in-2016/)

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> [There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/there-are-reports-that-if-joe-biden-runs-for-president-he-would/)

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> [The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-white-house-is-worried-about-joe-biden-s-potential-run-for/)

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> [Scott Walker's campaign slogan is 'Reform. Growth. Safety.' Which is actually similar to Donald Trump's new slogan: 'Mexico. Money. Crazy.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/scott-walker-s-campaign-slogan-is-reform-growth-safety-which-is/)

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> [In a speech in South Carolina, Donald Trump responded to criticisms from Senator Lindsey Graham by giving out Graham's personal cellphone number.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-a-speech-in-south-carolina-donald-trump-responded-to-criticisms/)

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> [Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/vermont-senator-bernie-sanders-is-expected-to-announce-tomorrow-that/)

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> [Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I don’t know about his chances. I mean, I’m not saying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/newt-gingrich-plans-to-announce-his-campaign-for-president-this/)

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> [Republicans in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the final year of his term to push through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/republicans-in-congress-are-getting-concerned-that-president-obama/)

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> [People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/people-are-being-really-picky-about-the-upcoming-election-i-read-that/)

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> [John McCain responded to critics who say he's too old for a sixth term by saying that his mother is 103 years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/john-mccain-responded-to-critics-who-say-he-s-too-old-for-a-sixth/)

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> [A tell-all book by David Axelrod, one of President Obama's former strategists, reveals that Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-tell-all-book-by-david-axelrod-one-of-president-obama-s-former/)

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> [A new poll also shows that a majority of people in Colorado think Hillary Clinton is not trustworthy. Although, that's not saying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-new-poll-also-shows-that-a-majority-of-people-in-colorado-think/)

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> [We have first lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight. As you'd expect, security's been pretty tight. On my way in I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/we-have-first-lady-michelle-obama-on-the-show-tonight-as-you-d-expect/)

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> [Hillary Clinton used a private email account to conduct official state business. Experts say that if this violates any federal rules, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/hillary-clinton-used-a-private-email-account-to-conduct-official/)

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> [Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/apparently-the-obamas-chose-new-york-city-because-they-ve-gotten-so/)

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> [Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/apparently-president-obama-s-favorite-cocktail-is-a-martini-when/)

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> [In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-a-recent-interview-hillary-clinton-said-that-one-of-the-jobs-that/)

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> [According to a new poll, 48 percent of Americans believe that Hillary Clinton is honest and trustworthy. Then Hillary said, 'Actually I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/according-to-a-new-poll-48-percent-of-americans-believe-that-hillary/)

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> [Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/joe-biden-was-spotted-with-a-bruise-on-his-face-that-was-apparently/)

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> [Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/today-president-obama-gave-a-major-speech-where-he-defended-his/)

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> [Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/trump-is-running-for-president-and-he-s-wasting-no-time-getting-down/)

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> [Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-on-cnn-joe-biden-said-he-hasn-t-made-up-his-mind-about/)

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> [It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/it-was-just-revealed-that-donald-trump-hasn-t-voted-in-primary/)

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> [In an interview, President Obama said he recently deejayed a small dance party at the White House. Obama has a lot in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-an-interview-president-obama-said-he-recently-deejayed-a-small/)

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> [Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/big-news-from-last-night-s-republican-debate-you-guys-it-turns-out/)

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> [Earlier this week Donald Trump gave an interview with CNN at a winery he owns in Virginia. It turns out Trump's winery…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/earlier-this-week-donald-trump-gave-an-interview-with-cnn-at-a-winery/)

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> [A top aide to Donald Trump says he quit the campaign this weekend because of Trump's public feuds, but Trump said he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-top-aide-to-donald-trump-says-he-quit-the-campaign-this-weekend/)

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> [According to a new poll, the number of Americans who trust Hillary is dropping. Specifically into a hole that Hillary covered with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/according-to-a-new-poll-the-number-of-americans-who-trust-hillary-is/)

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> [Today, Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that a firehouse…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/today-mitt-romney-visited-a-firehouse-here-in-new-york-city-of-course/)

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> [President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/president-obama-is-getting-a-new-limousine-that-will-have-advanced/)

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> [At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/at-a-recent-education-summit-president-obama-admitted-that-he-can-t/)

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> [Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/look-i-know-these-rick-perry-jokes-are-a-little-mean-but-tomorrow-he/)

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> [Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/today-mitt-romney-visited-a-firehouse-here-in-new-york-city-of-course-2/)

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> [An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/an-internet-rumor-claims-that-john-kerry-had-an-affair-with-a-young/)

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> [Republicans also took control of the Senate after gaining another seven seats. I haven't seen the GOP get this many seats since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/republicans-also-took-control-of-the-senate-after-gaining-another/)

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> [Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/ted-cruz-raised-over-a-million-dollars-after-announcing-that-he-s/)

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## Other authors on Trump

## More by Jimmy Fallon

> [A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-new-survey-found-that-12-percent-of-parents-punish-their-kids-by/)

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> [I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-read-that-as-marijuana-legalization-becomes-more-popular-it-could/)

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> [NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/nasa-is-developing-space-taxis-to-shuttle-astronauts-to-the/)

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> [In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-a-recent-attack-ad-the-nra-claims-that-president-obama-cares-about/)

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> [After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/after-donald-trump-wrote-lindsey-graham-s-cellphone-number-on-a-piece/)

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> [Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-on-cnn-joe-biden-said-he-hasn-t-made-up-his-mind-about/)

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> [A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-clothing-company-is-making-t-shirts-inspired-by-bernie-sanders-with/)

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> [Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/arizona-just-became-the-15th-state-to-approve-medical-marijuana-so-i/)

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> [I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-became-a-yankees-fan-for-a-few-years-but-now-i-gotta-say-i-m-really/)

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> [My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/my-dream-was-to-grow-up-and-get-a-job-at-ibm-like-my-dad-that-seemed/)

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> [The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-federal-government-is-starting-to-plan-for-climate-change-by/)

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> [Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-the-supreme-court-spent-over-an-hour-listening-to-arguments/)

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> [A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-massive-power-outage-in-washington-d-c-today-affected-a-number-of/)

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> [There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/there-s-always-going-to-be-someone-out-there-who-doesn-t-believe-in/)

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> [Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/despite-russia-s-move-to-raise-interest-rates-this-week-the-value-of/)

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