--- title: "13 Trump Quotes By Hasan Minhaj" description: "13 Trump quotes by Hasan Minhaj. Plus more from Hasan Minhaj and more Trump sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/441/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-white-isis-wisis-575970_575970.jpg" --- > [Donald Trump is white ISIS - WISIS.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-is-white-isis-wisis/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/441/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-white-isis-wisis-575970_575970.jpg) > [Donald Trump is liar-in-chief.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-is-liar-in-chief/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-liar-in-chief-1916016_1916016.jpg) > [Every time Trump goes golfing, the headline should read, 'Trump Goes Golfing. Apocalypse Delayed.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/every-time-trump-goes-golfing-the-headline-should-read-trump-goes/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/hasan-minhaj-3513_apocalypse_every-time-trump-goes-golfing-the-headli_1757676.jpg) > [Sean Spicer gives press briefings like someone is going through his browser history while he watches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/sean-spicer-gives-press-briefings-like-someone-is-going-through-his/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26f/hasan-minhaj-3513_he_sean-spicer-gives-press-briefings-like-s_1114928.jpg) > [We shouldn't get lost in the bombastic tweets of Trump. He provides such great fodder every day. You don't want to lose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-tweets-of-trump-he-provides/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15b/hasan-minhaj-3513_day_we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-t_3094963.jpg) > [Donald Trump does not touch alcohol, which is really respectable. But think about that. That means every statement, every interview, every tweet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-does-not-touch-alcohol-which-is-really-respectable-but/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d64/hasan-minhaj-3513_alcohol_donald-trump-does-not-touch-alcohol-whic_1837437.jpg) > [Donald Trump doesn't care about free speech. The man who tweets everything that enters his head doesn't care about the amendment which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-doesn-t-care-about-free-speech-the-man-who-tweets/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3b/hasan-minhaj-3513_communication_donald-trump-doesn-t-care-about-free-spe_2577256.jpg) > [A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/a-lot-of-times-especially-when-it-comes-to-political-debates-people/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/hasan-minhaj-3513_caught-up_a-lot-of-times-especially-when-it-comes_72230.jpg) > [Trump is inadvertently forcing us to show him how great this country truly is - that we are better together than we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/trump-is-inadvertently-forcing-us-to-show-him-how-great-this-country/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/740/hasan-minhaj-3513_better_trump-is-inadvertently-forcing-us-to-sho_2471305.jpg) > [For 18 months, leading up to the November election, I did everything in my power to show how ridiculous and crazy Trump's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/for-18-months-leading-up-to-the-november-election-i-did-everything-in/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93c/hasan-minhaj-3513_crazy_for-18-months-leading-up-to-the-november_1582517.jpg) > [Donald Trump is an extremist leader who came out of nowhere. He's self-financed, recruits through social media, attracts his followers with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-is-an-extremist-leader-who-came-out-of-nowhere-he-s-self/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28f/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald-trump_donald-trump-is-an-extremist-leader-who_459075.jpg) > [Donald Trump is not a 71-year-old white man. He is an Indian uncle. He wears suits that don't fit; he can't speak…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-is-not-a-71-year-old-white-man-he-is-an-indian-uncle-he/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20f/hasan-minhaj-3513_daughter_donald-trump-is-not-a-71-year-old-white_740859.jpg) > [When people were like, "Oh, wow, Donald Trump is so crazy. That's so nuts, what's happening?" in the 9 a.m. meeting, Jon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/when-people-were-like-oh-wow-donald-trump-is-so-crazy-that-s-so-nuts/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fb/hasan-minhaj-3513_ability_when-people-were-like-oh-wow-donald-trum_2653624.jpg) ## Other authors on Trump ## More by Hasan Minhaj > [I've found the 90-10 rule to be pretty true: 90 percent of what I come up with and write down is kinda 'eh,' and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/i-ve-found-the-90-10-rule-to-be-pretty-true-90-percent-of-what-i-come/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [When you immerse yourself in a community, you tend to rise in that community.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/when-you-immerse-yourself-in-a-community-you-tend-to-rise-in-that/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India. She's only one of three female English-speaking comedians in India.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/aditi-is-a-comedy-superstar-over-in-india-she-s-only-one-of-three/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/a-lot-of-times-especially-when-it-comes-to-political-debates-people/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/a-lot-of-people-in-the-media-say-that-donald-trump-goes-golfing-too/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and comment on what's happening.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/as-satirists-we-get-to-stand-on-the-sidelines-of-life-and-comment-on/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [My dad was the only son from his entire family to come to America, and I was his only son. We had come to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/my-dad-was-the-only-son-from-his-entire-family-to-come-to-america-and/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [When you can tailor your act, you want it to be about yourself but also about the people in the room and the experience…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/when-you-can-tailor-your-act-you-want-it-to-be-about-yourself-but/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [I think perspective is a necessary, amazing thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/i-think-perspective-is-a-necessary-amazing-thing/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [I like to have straight-up black coffee, but when you get it, sometimes you'll burn your tongue, or it spills on your hands, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/i-like-to-have-straight-up-black-coffee-but-when-you-get-it-sometimes/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to L.A. After…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/i-just-started-the-way-most-comics-start-doing-open-mic-shows-around/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [Jokes for jokes' sake are kind of meaningless to me. I understand the value of them, but it doesn't speak to me as much.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/jokes-for-jokes-sake-are-kind-of-meaningless-to-me-i-understand-the/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [I'm not a Larry David. I don't have a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and a 'Seinfeld' in me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/i-m-not-a-larry-david-i-don-t-have-a-curb-your-enthusiasm-and-a/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [Your courage to do what's right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/your-courage-to-do-what-s-right-has-to-be-greater-than-your-fear-of/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) > [I'm a huge fan of Beverly Cleary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/i-m-a-huge-fan-of-beverly-cleary/) [Hasan Minhaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hasan-minhaj/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trump/hasan-minhaj/#itemlist", "name": "13 Trump Quotes By Hasan Minhaj", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Donald Trump is white ISIS - WISIS.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-is-white-isis-wisis/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/441/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-white-isis-wisis-575970_575970.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/441/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-white-isis-wisis-575970_575970.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/441/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-white-isis-wisis-575970_575970.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Donald Trump is white ISIS - WISIS.” — Hasan Minhaj", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Donald Trump is liar-in-chief.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-is-liar-in-chief/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-liar-in-chief-1916016_1916016.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-liar-in-chief-1916016_1916016.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/hasan-minhaj-3513_donald_donald-trump-is-liar-in-chief-1916016_1916016.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Donald Trump is liar-in-chief.” — Hasan Minhaj", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Every time Trump goes golfing, the headline should read, 'Trump Goes Golfing. 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He provides such great fodder every day. You don't want to lose sight of the other stuff that's going on that's even more important.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-tweets-of-trump-he-provides/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15b/hasan-minhaj-3513_day_we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-t_3094963.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15b/hasan-minhaj-3513_day_we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-t_3094963.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15b/hasan-minhaj-3513_day_we-shouldn-t-get-lost-in-the-bombastic-t_3094963.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We shouldn't get lost in the bombastic tweets of Trump. He provides such great fodder every day. 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So the realest thing I can do that has nothing to do with numbers is tell you my personal experience.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/a-lot-of-times-especially-when-it-comes-to-political-debates-people/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/hasan-minhaj-3513_caught-up_a-lot-of-times-especially-when-it-comes_72230.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/hasan-minhaj-3513_caught-up_a-lot-of-times-especially-when-it-comes_72230.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/hasan-minhaj-3513_caught-up_a-lot-of-times-especially-when-it-comes_72230.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics…” — Hasan Minhaj", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Trump is inadvertently forcing us to show him how great this country truly is - that we are better together than we are divided.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/trump-is-inadvertently-forcing-us-to-show-him-how-great-this-country/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/740/hasan-minhaj-3513_better_trump-is-inadvertently-forcing-us-to-sho_2471305.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/740/hasan-minhaj-3513_better_trump-is-inadvertently-forcing-us-to-sho_2471305.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/740/hasan-minhaj-3513_better_trump-is-inadvertently-forcing-us-to-sho_2471305.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Trump is inadvertently forcing us to show him how great this country truly is - that we are better together…” — Hasan Minhaj", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "For 18 months, leading up to the November election, I did everything in my power to show how ridiculous and crazy Trump's rhetoric was. I literally did a piece called \"Donald Trump Is White ISIS.\" But, partisanship aside, there's a huge populace of people that were like, \"I hear what you're saying, but I need something to change in my life, and I would like to have a representative that I think will do that for me.\"", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/for-18-months-leading-up-to-the-november-election-i-did-everything-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93c/hasan-minhaj-3513_crazy_for-18-months-leading-up-to-the-november_1582517.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93c/hasan-minhaj-3513_crazy_for-18-months-leading-up-to-the-november_1582517.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93c/hasan-minhaj-3513_crazy_for-18-months-leading-up-to-the-november_1582517.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“For 18 months, leading up to the November election, I did everything in my power to show how ridiculous and…” — Hasan Minhaj", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Donald Trump is an extremist leader who came out of nowhere. 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He is an Indian uncle.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/donald-trump-is-not-a-71-year-old-white-man-he-is-an-indian-uncle-he/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20f/hasan-minhaj-3513_daughter_donald-trump-is-not-a-71-year-old-white_740859.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20f/hasan-minhaj-3513_daughter_donald-trump-is-not-a-71-year-old-white_740859.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20f/hasan-minhaj-3513_daughter_donald-trump-is-not-a-71-year-old-white_740859.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Donald Trump is not a 71-year-old white man. He is an Indian uncle. 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This is just the remix on stuff that's been brewing for three, four years.\" That's something very special.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hasan Minhaj" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hasan-minhaj/when-people-were-like-oh-wow-donald-trump-is-so-crazy-that-s-so-nuts/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fb/hasan-minhaj-3513_ability_when-people-were-like-oh-wow-donald-trum_2653624.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fb/hasan-minhaj-3513_ability_when-people-were-like-oh-wow-donald-trum_2653624.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fb/hasan-minhaj-3513_ability_when-people-were-like-oh-wow-donald-trum_2653624.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When people were like, \"Oh, wow, Donald Trump is so crazy. 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