--- title: "1 Trump Means Quotes By Michael R. Burch" description: "1 Trump Means quotes by Michael R. Burch. Plus more from Michael R. Burch and more Trump Means sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/michael-r-burch-14947_candidates_trump-s-last-name-is-an-omen-that-he-ll_2914589.png" --- > [Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/trump-s-last-name-is-an-omen-that-he-ll-win-the-republican-nomination/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/michael-r-burch-14947_candidates_trump-s-last-name-is-an-omen-that-he-ll_2914589.png) ## More by Michael R. Burch > [Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-frustrated-fundamentalist-whose-god/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/love-is-either-wholly-folly-or-fully-holy/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/rand-paul-tried-hard-to-upstage-donald-trump-at-the-first-debate/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/if-every-witty-thing-that-s-said-was-true-oscar-wilde-the-world-would/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/donald-trump-isn-t-really-running-for-president-come-on-this-is/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/donald-trump-really-is-a-fan-of-the-bible-except-that-it-s-far-too/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/trump-has-officially-changed-his-name-to-ronald-because-he-s-such-a/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/when-i-was-being-bullied-i-had-to-learn-not-to-judge-myself-by-the/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/if-brevity-is-the-soul-of-wit-then-brevity-and-levity-are-the-whole/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/donald-trump-accused-huma-abedin-of-sharing-state-secrets-with-her/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/president-obama-contends-that-charges-he-is-not-really-an-american/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/i-lived-as-best-i-could-and-then-i-died-be-careful-where-you-step-the/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/many-presidents-have-believed-in-god-but-donald-trump-evidently/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/perhaps-love-doesn-t-make-the-world-go-round-but-it-makes-the-bumpy/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/the-slogan-of-the-american-civil-rights-movement-was-we-shall/) [Michael R. 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