--- title: "177 Trousers Quotes by 158 authors" description: "Browse 177 Trousers quotes by 158 authors. Discover the best Trousers sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a0/mcfly-20621_took_she-took-off-my-trousers-21104_21104.jpg" --- > [She took off my trousers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mcfly/she-took-off-my-trousers/) [McFly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mcfly/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a0/mcfly-20621_took_she-took-off-my-trousers-21104_21104.jpg) > [My vibe is a bit boyish: rock shirts, trousers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonoya-mizuno/my-vibe-is-a-bit-boyish-rock-shirts-trousers/) [Sonoya Mizuno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonoya-mizuno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae2/sonoya-mizuno-20641_boyish_my-vibe-is-a-bit-boyish-rock-shirts-trou_2643538.jpg) > [Never trust a man in red trousers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mika/never-trust-a-man-in-red-trousers/) [Mika](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mika/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca3/mika-4719_clothes_never-trust-a-man-in-red-trousers-137235_1372354.png) > [I grew up wearing trousers and climbing trees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vicky-krieps/i-grew-up-wearing-trousers-and-climbing-trees/) [Vicky Krieps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vicky-krieps/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/vicky-krieps-14035_climbing_i-grew-up-wearing-trousers-and-climbing_369317.jpg) > [I had my trousers on at all times.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-head/i-had-my-trousers-on-at-all-times/) [Anthony Head](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-head/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/anthony-head-29483_all-time_i-had-my-trousers-on-at-all-times-973798_973798.jpg) > [I am a cloud - in trousers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-balanchine/i-am-a-cloud-in-trousers/) [George Balanchine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-balanchine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92c/george-balanchine-15814_ballet_i-am-a-cloud-in-trousers-2972721_2972721.png) > [I hate wearing trousers and shoes. I wear jeans and sneakers most of the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-webber/i-hate-wearing-trousers-and-shoes-i-wear-jeans-and-sneakers-most-of/) [Mark Webber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-webber/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c0/mark-webber-19094_hate_i-hate-wearing-trousers-and-shoes-i-wear_3188361.png) > [“It is not in my nature to be concerned about trousers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-p-norton/it-is-not-in-my-nature-to-be-concerned-about-trousers/) [Simon P Norton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-p-norton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae4/simon-p-norton-278430_nature_it-is-not-in-my-nature-to-be-concerned-a_2176209.jpg) > [Resignations are for Prime Ministers and those caught with their trousers down, not for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-clough/resignations-are-for-prime-ministers-and-those-caught-with-their/) [Brian Clough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-clough/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b0/brian-clough-12301_caught_resignations-are-for-prime-ministers-and_1544938.png) > [I have always been really scared of trousers, they aren't flattering.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-willoughby/i-have-always-been-really-scared-of-trousers-they-aren-t-flattering/) [Holly Willoughby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-willoughby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27f/holly-willoughby-5755_always_i-have-always-been-really-scared-of-trou_3216789.jpg) > [Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/havelock-ellis/civilized-men-arrived-in-the-pacific-armed-with-alcohol-syphilis/) [Havelock Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/havelock-ellis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/423/havelock-ellis-3921_alcohol_civilized-men-arrived-in-the-pacific-arm_2076404.png) > [I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-quite-fancy-the-1940s-i-like-the-trams-and-the-trousers/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0d/dylan-moran-1716_fancy_i-quite-fancy-the-1940s-i-like-the-trams_1758455.jpg) > [All my stuff is men's fashion. It's always oversized shirts, boyfriend blazers and trousers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bella-heathcote/all-my-stuff-is-men-s-fashion-it-s-always-oversized-shirts-boyfriend/) [Bella Heathcote](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bella-heathcote/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/783/bella-heathcote-19560_always_all-my-stuff-is-men-s-fashion-it-s-alway_2194681.png) > [I'd like to drop my trousers to the world, I am a man of means.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-smiths/i-d-like-to-drop-my-trousers-to-the-world-i-am-a-man-of-means/) [The Smiths](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-smiths/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c90/the-smiths-18890_quote_i-d-like-to-drop-my-trousers-to-the-worl_1647075.jpg) > [I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-watts/i-never-weigh-myself-but-if-i-put-my-trousers-on-and-they-don-t-do-up/) [Charlie Watts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-watts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/074/charlie-watts-21683_i-can_i-never-weigh-myself-but-if-i-put-my-tro_2241157.jpg) > [I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-stewart/i-want-to-go-out-at-the-top-but-the-secret-is-knowing-when-you-re-at/) [Rod Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-stewart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cda/rod-stewart-2099_business_i-want-to-go-out-at-the-top-but-the-secr_869360.png) > [Think of the many different relations of form and content. E.g., the many pairs of trousers and what's in them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mason-cooley/think-of-the-many-different-relations-of-form-and-content-e-g-the/) [Mason Cooley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mason-cooley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f4/mason-cooley-92_different_think-of-the-many-different-relations-of_656021.png) > [The silhouette is the most important thing in clothes. Every French girl knows that. High-waisted trousers give you long legs and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-doillon/the-silhouette-is-the-most-important-thing-in-clothes-every-french/) [Lou Doillon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lou-doillon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d6/lou-doillon-10638_after_the-silhouette-is-the-most-important-thi_1065562.jpg) > [If you've got a CD that's not working, just wipe it on your trousers, and if you're not wearing any trousers, put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-peel/if-you-ve-got-a-cd-that-s-not-working-just-wipe-it-on-your-trousers/) [John Peel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-peel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/843/john-peel-40422_cds_if-you-ve-got-a-cd-that-s-not-working-ju_3124721.png) > [It's not about mainstream global domination. I make clothes that I can't find. I made a few pieces and Lupe Fiasco bought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-astbury/it-s-not-about-mainstream-global-domination-i-make-clothes-that-i-can/) [Ian Astbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-astbury/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc6/ian-astbury-14036_artist_it-s-not-about-mainstream-global-dominat_1035304.jpg) > [a most excellent man, though I could have wished his trousers not quite so tight in some places and not quite so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/a-most-excellent-man-though-i-could-have-wished-his-trousers-not/) [Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fe/charles-dickens-34_excellent_a-most-excellent-man-though-i-could-have_1378418.jpg) > [The "second sight" possessed by the Highlanders in Scotland is actually a foreknowledge of future events. I believe they possess this gift…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georg-c-lichtenberg/the-second-sight-possessed-by-the-highlanders-in-scotland-is-actually/) [Georg C. Lichtenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georg-c-lichtenberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11b/georg-c-lichtenberg-1087_believe_the-second-sight-possessed-by-the-highla_2088700.png) > [When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arsene-wenger/when-you-re-dealing-with-someone-who-only-has-a-pair-of-underpants-on/) [Arsene Wenger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arsene-wenger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e1/arsene-wenger-3518_better-off_when-you-re-dealing-with-someone-who-onl_2230266.jpg) > [Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say "you are a sinner", and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-leary/each-religion-has-got-their-own-way-of-making-you-feel-like-a-victim/) [Timothy Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-leary/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99e/timothy-leary-2431_christian_each-religion-has-got-their-own-way-of-m_3013234.jpg) > [I had spent the whole of my savings ... on a suit for the wedding - a remarkable piece of apparel with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bryson/i-had-spent-the-whole-of-my-savings-on-a-suit-for-the-wedding-a/) [Bill Bryson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bryson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ed/bill-bryson-340_apparel_i-had-spent-the-whole-of-my-savings-on-a_2058214.jpg) > [Rolling my trousers down to expose the upper part of my buttocks and having a knife pressed up and down my spine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dimbleby/rolling-my-trousers-down-to-expose-the-upper-part-of-my-buttocks-and/) [Jonathan Dimbleby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dimbleby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51c/jonathan-dimbleby-13595_backache_rolling-my-trousers-down-to-expose-the-u_576911.jpg) > [When I was eight, nine years of age, my mother bought me a pair of green trousers - corduroy green trousers. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brunello-cucinelli/when-i-was-eight-nine-years-of-age-my-mother-bought-me-a-pair-of/) [Brunello Cucinelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brunello-cucinelli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e34/brunello-cucinelli-16224_age_when-i-was-eight-nine-years-of-age-my-mo_1191366.jpg) > [“I'm a man of a certain age - old enough to have been every kind of fool- and I find to my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-bayard/i-m-a-man-of-a-certain-age-old-enough-to-have-been-every-kind-of-fool/) [Louis Bayard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-bayard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/345/louis-bayard-43213_age_i-m-a-man-of-a-certain-age-old-enough-to_2535052.jpg) > [I like cats… When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-k-jerome/i-like-cats-when-i-meet-a-cat-i-say-poor-pussy-and-stoop-down-and/) [Jerome K. Jerome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerome-k-jerome/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e58/jerome-k-jerome-1155_arches_i-like-cats-when-i-meet-a-cat-i-say-poor_2844173.png) > [“National defense: the truth about sailors. Are sailors' pants tight to begin with or do the sailors have them altered to increase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boyd-mcdonald/national-defense-the-truth-about-sailors-are-sailors-pants-tight-to/) [Boyd McDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boyd-mcdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/boyd-mcdonald-224112_fashion_national-defense-the-truth-about-sailors_2899019.jpg) > [Mr. Pickwick took a seat and the paper, but instead of reading the latter, peeped over the top of it, and took…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/mr-pickwick-took-a-seat-and-the-paper-but-instead-of-reading-the/) [Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e57/charles-dickens-34_black_mr-pickwick-took-a-seat-and-the-paper-bu_798445.jpg) > [“One also, in our milieu, simply didn't meet enough Americans to form an opinion. And when one did—this was in the days…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/one-also-in-our-milieu-simply-didn-t-meet-enough-americans-to-form-an/) [Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f87/christopher-hitchens-117_air-force_one-also-in-our-milieu-simply-didn-t-mee_394353.jpg) > [“No I am not Prince Hamlet nor was meant to be Am an attendant lord one that will do To swell a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-eliot/no-i-am-not-prince-hamlet-nor-was-meant-to-be-am-an-attendant-lord/) [T. S. Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-eliot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/t-s-eliot-633_hamlet_no-i-am-not-prince-hamlet-nor-was-meant_235255.jpg) > [Next, 'real' is what we may call a trouser-word. It is usually thought, and I dare say usually rightly thought, that what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-l-austin/next-real-is-what-we-may-call-a-trouser-word-it-is-usually-thought/) [J. L. Austin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-l-austin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/j-l-austin-17560_affirmative_next-real-is-what-we-may-call-a-trouser_1108221.png) > [I used to joke that one of the reasons there was a lack of classical work on my CV was because I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-nighy/i-used-to-joke-that-one-of-the-reasons-there-was-a-lack-of-classical/) [Bill Nighy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-nighy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2a/bill-nighy-4521_clothes_i-used-to-joke-that-one-of-the-reasons-t_3033291.jpg) > [If you buy a Cartier ring you want people to know it is a Cartier ring or a diamond, or a piece…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riccardo-tisci/if-you-buy-a-cartier-ring-you-want-people-to-know-it-is-a-cartier/) [Riccardo Tisci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riccardo-tisci/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e86/riccardo-tisci-4785_art_if-you-buy-a-cartier-ring-you-want-peopl_1461525.jpg) > [“The wind blew through the window. The trousers swayed. Doubtless when they were on Mr. Craggs, the trousers looked splendid and went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yevgeny-zamyatin/the-wind-blew-through-the-window-the-trousers-swayed-doubtless-when/) [Yevgeny Zamyatin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yevgeny-zamyatin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/379/yevgeny-zamyatin-1218_animals_the-wind-blew-through-the-window-the-tro_2374224.png) > [“I was sufficiently recovered from my nervous condition – or else the booze was beginning to work – to be able to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-macdonald-fraser/i-was-sufficiently-recovered-from-my-nervous-condition-or-else-the/) [George MacDonald Fraser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-macdonald-fraser/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b1/george-macdonald-fraser-29418_checkers_i-was-sufficiently-recovered-from-my-ner_1182664.jpg) > [One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to fight for freedom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henrik-ibsen/one-should-never-put-on-one-s-best-trousers-to-go-out-to-fight-for/) [Henrik Ibsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henrik-ibsen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/891/henrik-ibsen-1419_fighting_one-should-never-put-on-one-s-best-trous_1402754.jpg) > [“You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henrik-ibsen/you-should-never-wear-your-best-trousers-when-you-go-out-to-fight-for/) [Henrik Ibsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henrik-ibsen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a25/henrik-ibsen-1419_freedom_you-should-never-wear-your-best-trousers_316304.jpg) ## Top authors on Trousers - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henrik-ibsen-41381.jpg) Henrik Ibsen 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trousers/henrik-ibsen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trousers/#itemlist", "name": "Trousers Quotes", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "She took off my trousers", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "McFly" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mcfly/she-took-off-my-trousers/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a0/mcfly-20621_took_she-took-off-my-trousers-21104_21104.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a0/mcfly-20621_took_she-took-off-my-trousers-21104_21104.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a0/mcfly-20621_took_she-took-off-my-trousers-21104_21104.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She took off my trousers” — McFly", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My vibe is a bit boyish: rock shirts, trousers.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sonoya Mizuno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonoya-mizuno/my-vibe-is-a-bit-boyish-rock-shirts-trousers/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae2/sonoya-mizuno-20641_boyish_my-vibe-is-a-bit-boyish-rock-shirts-trou_2643538.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae2/sonoya-mizuno-20641_boyish_my-vibe-is-a-bit-boyish-rock-shirts-trou_2643538.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae2/sonoya-mizuno-20641_boyish_my-vibe-is-a-bit-boyish-rock-shirts-trou_2643538.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My vibe is a bit boyish: rock shirts, trousers.” — Sonoya Mizuno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Never trust a man in red trousers", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mika" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mika/never-trust-a-man-in-red-trousers/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca3/mika-4719_clothes_never-trust-a-man-in-red-trousers-137235_1372354.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca3/mika-4719_clothes_never-trust-a-man-in-red-trousers-137235_1372354.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca3/mika-4719_clothes_never-trust-a-man-in-red-trousers-137235_1372354.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Never trust a man in red trousers” — Mika", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I grew up wearing trousers and climbing trees.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Vicky Krieps" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vicky-krieps/i-grew-up-wearing-trousers-and-climbing-trees/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/vicky-krieps-14035_climbing_i-grew-up-wearing-trousers-and-climbing_369317.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/vicky-krieps-14035_climbing_i-grew-up-wearing-trousers-and-climbing_369317.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/vicky-krieps-14035_climbing_i-grew-up-wearing-trousers-and-climbing_369317.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I grew up wearing trousers and climbing trees.” — Vicky Krieps", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I had my trousers on at all times.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anthony Head" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-head/i-had-my-trousers-on-at-all-times/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/anthony-head-29483_all-time_i-had-my-trousers-on-at-all-times-973798_973798.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/anthony-head-29483_all-time_i-had-my-trousers-on-at-all-times-973798_973798.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/anthony-head-29483_all-time_i-had-my-trousers-on-at-all-times-973798_973798.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I had my trousers on at all times.” — Anthony Head", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I am a cloud - 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