--- title: "1 Trillion Cells Quotes By Sara Wolf" description: "1 Trillion Cells quotes by Sara Wolf. Plus more from Sara Wolf and more Trillion Cells sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/sara-wolf-8198_time_there-are-approximately-nine-trillion-ce_1434851.jpg" --- > [“There are approximately nine trillion cells in my body and every single one of them hates hiking. And walking. Just moving for extended periods of time in general, really. All nine trillion of us would rather be in bed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/there-are-approximately-nine-trillion-cells-in-my-body-and-every/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/sara-wolf-8198_time_there-are-approximately-nine-trillion-ce_1434851.jpg) ## More by Sara Wolf > [“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/what-about-your-funeral-eh-she-asks-you-mean-the-one-that-is-never/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/is-it-because-that-picture-of-me-was-taken-by-my-old-school-s/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I announce. "You'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/people-like-you-you-don-t-find-very-often-he-ll-be-back-and-when-he/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start teaching.” Mr.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/you-mr-bernard-last-time-i-checked-they-don-t-pay-you-to-ogle-teenage/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/yvette-informs-me-janitors-cannot-fly-vampires-however-can-vampires/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/hogwarts-didn-t-even-send-me-a-letter-and-i-haven-t-actually-forgiven/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/ello-love-fancy-a-cuppa-you-re-not-british-isis-naomi-says-i-can-be/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and benevolent. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/it-s-okay-buddy-i-shade-my-eyes-and-look-up-at-the-sky-luckily-for/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/how-many-shots-did-you-take-fourteen-i-let-go-of-the-wheel-halfway/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“I wake up i Satan's butthole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-wake-up-i-satan-s-butthole/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Dying before you pay someone back is just plain rude.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/dying-before-you-pay-someone-back-is-just-plain-rude/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/sometimes-people-need-to-be-messed-up-it-reminds-them-life-is-short/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-would-love-to-slap-you-right-now-but-i-m-currently-wielding-a-nine/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Snow White! I remember her story. She was the one with the seven stunted humans looking after her. She cooked and cleaned and one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/snow-white-i-remember-her-story-she-was-the-one-with-the-seven/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“It comes true because we're wise, dear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/it-comes-true-because-we-re-wise-dear/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trillion-cells/sara-wolf/#itemlist", "name": "1 Trillion Cells Quotes By Sara Wolf", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There are approximately nine trillion cells in my body and every single one of them hates hiking. And walking. Just moving for extended periods of time in general, really. 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