--- title: "10 Travellers funny Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Travellers funny quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Travellers funny sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ed/orson-welles-1628_airline-industry_there-are-only-two-emotions-in-a-plane-b_2820036.jpg" --- > [There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orson-welles/there-are-only-two-emotions-in-a-plane-boredom-and-terror/) [Orson Welles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orson-welles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ed/orson-welles-1628_airline-industry_there-are-only-two-emotions-in-a-plane-b_2820036.jpg) > [Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-conroy/once-you-have-traveled-the-voyage-never-ends/) [Pat Conroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-conroy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/800/pat-conroy-768_adventure_once-you-have-traveled-the-voyage-never_1096999.jpg) > [We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jawaharlal-nehru/we-live-in-a-wonderful-world-that-is-full-of-beauty-charm-and-3/) [Jawaharlal Nehru](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jawaharlal-nehru/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/695/jawaharlal-nehru-2391_adventure_we-live-in-a-wonderful-world-that-is-ful_1717134.png) > [Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-palin/once-the-travel-bug-bites-there-is-no-known-antidote/) [Michael Palin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-palin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14f/michael-palin-7172_adventure-and-travel_once-the-travel-bug-bites-there-is-no-kn_2331681.jpg) > [See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/see-the-world-it-s-more-fantastic-than-any-dream/) [Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16d/ray-bradbury-75_adventure_see-the-world-it-s-more-fantastic-than-a_2836371.jpg) > [The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johann-wolfgang-von-goethe/the-traveler-was-active-he-went-strenuously-in-search-of-people-of/) [Johann Wolfgang von Goethe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johann-wolfgang-von-goethe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bd/johann-wolfgang-von-goethe-36_active_the-traveler-was-active-he-went-strenuou_1941199.jpg) > [Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hanson/now-i-know-why-they-tell-you-to-put-your-head-between-your-knees-on/) Terry Hanson [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5e/terry-hanson-282075_ass_now-i-know-why-they-tell-you-to-put-your_2321231.png) > [I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-dunsany/i-think-that-travel-comes-from-some-deep-urge-to-see-the-world-like/) [Lord Dunsany](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-dunsany/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/414/lord-dunsany-13558_bogs_i-think-that-travel-comes-from-some-deep_1458573.png) > [There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-lowe/there-ain-t-no-surer-way-to-find-out-whether-you-like-people-or-hate/) Graham Lowe [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9f/graham-lowe-86334_adventure-and-life_there-ain-t-no-surer-way-to-find-out-whe_1941838.jpg) > [All the pathos and irony of leaving one's youth behind is thus implicit in every joyous moment of travel: one knows that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-fussell/all-the-pathos-and-irony-of-leaving-one-s-youth-behind-is-thus-2/) [Paul Fussell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-fussell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fb/paul-fussell-12359_around-the-world_all-the-pathos-and-irony-of-leaving-one_3101973.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/travellers-funny/#itemlist", "name": "Travellers funny Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Orson Welles" }, "url": 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