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> [My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-mintz-plasse-2/my-masseuse-the-other-day-touched-my-butt-she-s-got-a-real-big-crush/)

[Christopher Mintz Plasse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-mintz-plasse-2/)

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> [He touched the butt. -Sheldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/finding-nemo/he-touched-the-butt-sheldon/)

[Finding Nemo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/finding-nemo/)

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