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> [Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-ball/vampires-are-total-sexual-metaphors-there-s-just-no-way-around-that/)

[Alan Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-ball/)

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> [“Often success goes hand-in-hand with the sum total of sexual activity in your life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-richards/often-success-goes-hand-in-hand-with-the-sum-total-of-sexual-activity/)

[Stephen Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-richards/)

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