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> [Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/amoebas-at-the-start-were-not-complex-they-tore-themselves-apart-and/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

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## More by Arthur Guiterman

> [God's Road is all uphill, but do not tire; Rejoice that we may still keep climbing higher.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/god-s-road-is-all-uphill-but-do-not-tire-rejoice-that-we-may-still/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/what-one-approves-another-scorns-and-thus-his-nature-each-discloses/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [The stones that critics hurl with harsh intent, a man may use to build his monument.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/the-stones-that-critics-hurl-with-harsh-intent-a-man-may-use-to-build/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/admitting-errors-clears-the-score-and-proves-you-wiser-than-before/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [The porcupine, which one must handle gloved, may be respected, but is never loved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/the-porcupine-which-one-must-handle-gloved-may-be-respected-but-is/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/no-true-reform-has-ever-come-to-pass-unchallenged-by-a-liar-and-an-ass/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [“On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls Of mastodons, are billiard balls. The sword of Charlemagne the Just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/on-the-vanity-of-earthly-greatness-the-tusks-which-clashed-in-mighty/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/of-all-cold-words-of-tongue-or-pen-the-worst-are-these-i-knew-him-when/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/first-dentistry-was-painless-then-bicycles-were-chainless-carriages/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/until-the-donkey-tried-to-clear-the-fence-he-thought-himself-a-deer/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [It takes a bee to get the honey out](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/it-takes-a-bee-to-get-the-honey-out/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/the-cat-on-your-hearthstone-to-this-day-presages-by-solemnly-sneezing/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/so-once-in-every-year-we-throng-upon-a-day-apart-to-praise-the-lord/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/i-hope-the-vandals-had-thorns-in-their-sandals/)

[Arthur Guiterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-guiterman/)

> [He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-guiterman/he-who-knows-what-he-is-told-must-know-a-lot-of-things-that-are-not-so/)

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