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title: "10 Took Mother Quotes by 10 authors"
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> [They took my mother's stomach out six months ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-eggers/they-took-my-mother-s-stomach-out-six-months-ago/)

[Dave Eggers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-eggers/)

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> [Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/just-got-back-from-a-pleasure-trip-i-took-my-mother-in-law-to-the/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [That traveling man was a two time lover, he took my love, then he took my mother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dolly-parton/that-traveling-man-was-a-two-time-lover-he-took-my-love-then-he-took/)

[Dolly Parton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dolly-parton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c96/dolly-parton-366_family_that-traveling-man-was-a-two-time-lover_3106742.jpg)

> [She took my food, so I took her mother out..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lonniedagreat/she-took-my-food-so-i-took-her-mother-out/)

[Lonniedagreat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lonniedagreat/)

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> [The gentleman had also a young daughter, of rare goodness and sweetness of temper, which she took from her mother, who was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-perrault/the-gentleman-had-also-a-young-daughter-of-rare-goodness-and/)

[Charles Perrault](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-perrault/)

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> [I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-dawson/i-took-my-mother-in-law-to-madame-tussaud-s-chamber-of-horrors-and/)

[Les Dawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-dawson/)

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> [“For that smile, I'll forgive you for sleeping with any bastard." He almost went mad thinking about the chaos in his family,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eka-kurniawan/for-that-smile-i-ll-forgive-you-for-sleeping-with-any-bastard-he/)

[Eka Kurniawan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eka-kurniawan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/397/eka-kurniawan-50926_family_for-that-smile-i-ll-forgive-you-for-slee_161691.jpg)

> [I hadn’t had a mother since I was two, and from then until seven I had believed God was someone who had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dick-francis/i-hadn-t-had-a-mother-since-i-was-two-and-from-then-until-seven-i-had/)

[Dick Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dick-francis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98d/dick-francis-13976_dear_i-hadn-t-had-a-mother-since-i-was-two-an_2218488.jpg)

> [My father took my mother, me, and my brother from Sicily to New York. He got us one-way tickets but booked himself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulie-malignaggi/my-father-took-my-mother-me-and-my-brother-from-sicily-to-new-york-he/)

[Paulie Malignaggi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paulie-malignaggi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4f/paulie-malignaggi-6504_brother_my-father-took-my-mother-me-and-my-broth_1234710.jpg)

> [I played a lesbian reporter in 1964, who was incarcerated, and ended the series as a 75-year-old woman. And then, I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-paulson/i-played-a-lesbian-reporter-in-1964-who-was-incarcerated-and-ended/)

[Sarah Paulson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-paulson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/315/sarah-paulson-8554_acid_i-played-a-lesbian-reporter-in-1964-who_3047762.jpg)

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