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> [It is only if you happen to be a newscaster that the tongue-twister spells peril.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/it-is-only-if-you-happen-to-be-a-newscaster-that-the-tongue-twister/)

[Craig Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-brown/)

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## More by Craig Brown

> [The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/the-first-thing-i-hear-when-i-wake-up-is-the-sea-which-is-so-close-to/)

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> [Cleanliness is the scourge of art.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/cleanliness-is-the-scourge-of-art/)

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> [The British love of queuing and discomfort and being bossed around seems to have found a new outlet in the pop festival.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/the-british-love-of-queuing-and-discomfort-and-being-bossed-around/)

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> [Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/men-know-something-that-women-don-t-know-never-ask-directions-of-a/)

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> [The only behaviour that is truly common is to avoid doing something because you think others might consider it common.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/the-only-behaviour-that-is-truly-common-is-to-avoid-doing-something/)

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> [Like the periwig and the bowler bat, the plus-four and the bow-tie, the blazer is on the way out, and those who persist in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/like-the-periwig-and-the-bowler-bat-the-plus-four-and-the-bow-tie-the/)

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> [ “One evening, at the time of the Six-Day War, I \[Christopher Hitchens\] had my wicked way with a lovely lady, who had earlier intimated… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/one-evening-at-the-time-of-the-six-day-war-i-christopher-hitchens-had/)

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> [When I tell people I don't own a mobile phone and wouldn't know how to text, they react as though I have just confessed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/when-i-tell-people-i-don-t-own-a-mobile-phone-and-wouldn-t-know-how/)

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> [“another of their acquaintances finds himself mesmerised by the way that he 'always had something of ... rivetting stupidity to say on any subject'.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/another-of-their-acquaintances-finds-himself-mesmerised-by-the-way/)

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> [Like the firm handshake and looking people straight in the eye, the blazer had originally been a symbol of trust. Because of this, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/like-the-firm-handshake-and-looking-people-straight-in-the-eye-the/)

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> [Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/many-people-see-the-chance-to-eat-something-for-nothing-without-the/)

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> [When I was a boy, I used to stay with a school friend in Bexhill, in Sussex, which was then well-known for being the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/when-i-was-a-boy-i-used-to-stay-with-a-school-friend-in-bexhill-in/)

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> [Everyone must know by now that the aim of Scrabble is to gain the moral high ground, the loser being the first player to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/everyone-must-know-by-now-that-the-aim-of-scrabble-is-to-gain-the/)

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> [Alan Whicker may be the last Briton to have worn a silver-buttoned blazer with complete confidence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/alan-whicker-may-be-the-last-briton-to-have-worn-a-silver-buttoned/)

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> [The news is increasingly full of mismatched people saying daft things to one another.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-brown/the-news-is-increasingly-full-of-mismatched-people-saying-daft-things/)

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