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title: "1 Tombstone Read Quotes By David Brenner"
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> [I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/i-want-my-tombstone-to-read-if-this-is-a-joke-i-don-t-get-it/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

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## More by David Brenner

> [We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/we-cannot-attain-the-presence-of-god-we-re-already-totally-in-the/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/i-want-my-tombstone-to-read-if-this-is-a-joke-i-don-t-get-it/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/a-vegetarian-is-a-person-who-won-t-eat-anything-that-can-have-children/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/the-truth-is-that-god-is-to-be-found-in-all-things-even-and-most/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/nothing-is-going-to-stop-mike-tyson-that-doesn-t-have-a-motor-attached/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/entrepreneurs-with-disabilities-are-overwhelmingly-successful/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/you-know-you-re-getting-old-when-kids-start-to-dress-like-you-used-to/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/digital-brand-integration-is-part-of-the-evolution-of-product/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/when-mrs-clinton-ran-for-office-she-promised-economic-growth-across/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/it-isn-t-how-much-time-you-spend-somewhere-that-makes-it-memorable-it/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/i-don-t-like-to-watch-golf-on-television-because-i-can-t-stand-people/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [We can place a product, virtually any size, in almost any location. It really depends on what the program and the video in each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/we-can-place-a-product-virtually-any-size-in-almost-any-location-it/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [We're careful not to saturate people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/we-re-careful-not-to-saturate-people/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/you-could-place-one-product-in-a-first-run-telecast-a-second-product/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

> [What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey our message.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-brenner/what-we-want-to-do-is-raise-the-bare-minimum-amount-that-will-give-us/)

[David Brenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-brenner/)

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