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title: "3 Told Vagina Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Told Vagina quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Told Vagina sayings and thoughts."
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> [“It seems likely that if you are told that your vagina is so ill-designed that it must be cut open to perform…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabrielle-palmer/it-seems-likely-that-if-you-are-told-that-your-vagina-is-so-ill/)

[Gabrielle Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabrielle-palmer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/gabrielle-palmer-891_breasts_it-seems-likely-that-if-you-are-told-tha_114908.jpg)

> [“Is ‘vagina’ suitable for use in a sonnet? I don’t suppose so. A famous poet told me, ‘Vagina’s ugly.’ Meaning, of course,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-larkin/is-vagina-suitable-for-use-in-a-sonnet-i-don-t-suppose-so-a-famous/)

[Joan Larkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-larkin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/381/joan-larkin-26192_poetry_is-vagina-suitable-for-use-in-a-sonnet-i_2227818.jpg)

> [“He does not get to strut over here and make me go all lusty for his dirty, dirty man rod. Especially after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendall-ryan/he-does-not-get-to-strut-over-here-and-make-me-go-all-lusty-for-his/)

[Kendall Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendall-ryan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f82/kendall-ryan-12842_dirty_he-does-not-get-to-strut-over-here-and-m_2473482.jpg)

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