--- title: "1 Told Sperm Quotes By Sophie Oak" description: "1 Told Sperm quotes by Sophie Oak. Plus more from Sophie Oak and more Told Sperm sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d69/sophie-oak-14681_black-hair_what-makes-you-think-it-was-your-sperm-m_289162.jpg" --- > [“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the back of line. The boy will have black hair and green eyes.” Sam shook his head.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/what-makes-you-think-it-was-your-sperm-my-sperm-is-obviously-the/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d69/sophie-oak-14681_black-hair_what-makes-you-think-it-was-your-sperm-m_289162.jpg) ## More by Sophie Oak > [“Paddles and floggers and whips, oh my! - Location 3816”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/paddles-and-floggers-and-whips-oh-my-location-3816/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/daddy-momma-i-made-a-friend-his-name-is-ike-and-he-ain-t-got-no-tail/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/what-s-up-with-all-these-guys-not-realizing-they-re-bisexual-here-s/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“It’s just a little guy-liner,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/it-s-just-a-little-guy-liner/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“What I don’t get is how this helps me. You two get superpowers, and I get what?”Cian smiled broadly. “You have a power, Meggie.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/what-i-don-t-get-is-how-this-helps-me-you-two-get-superpowers-and-i/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/thanks-babe-it-takes-true-talent-to-get-your-ass-whipped/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/excuse-me-what-did-you-say-to-me-for-your-information-danielle-the/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/i-m-a-nice-person-i-give-money-to-starving-babies-and-properly-tip-my/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/what-makes-you-think-it-was-your-sperm-my-sperm-is-obviously-the/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/this-was-taken-when-my-brother-was-last-on-leave-my-mom-s-new/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“The wedding ring she’s wearing is collar enough,” Jack bit out. “I know. I put it on her finger. You can see that fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/the-wedding-ring-she-s-wearing-is-collar-enough-jack-bit-out-i-know-i/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“You said you were bad for me.” “I am, but I’m starting to wonder if you might be good for me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/you-said-you-were-bad-for-me-i-am-but-i-m-starting-to-wonder-if-you/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“Julian walked over to the first dead guy, staring down with unabashed fascination. "Do you know how long it's been since I had to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/julian-walked-over-to-the-first-dead-guy-staring-down-with-unabashed/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/hey-it-s-totally-masculine-it-s-cowboy-butt-sex/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) > [“If that's what it takes". Jack had the confidence of a man who knew he had all the exits guarded. "Location 1044”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/if-that-s-what-it-takes-jack-had-the-confidence-of-a-man-who-knew-he/) [Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/told-sperm/sophie-oak/#itemlist", "name": "1 Told Sperm Quotes By Sophie Oak", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the back of line. The boy will have black hair and green eyes.” Sam shook his head. “I bet my sperm listens to your sperm just about as good as I listen to you. My sperm is also very impatient. It ran to that egg. 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