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> [“You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/you-told-me-that-it-would-be-better-to-find-family-among-people-who/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

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## More by Rich Burlew

> [I think I just had an evilgasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/i-think-i-just-had-an-evilgasm/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/no-way-i-know-acid-i-ve-been-splashed-by-acid-several-times-before/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/fine-whatever-just-be-careful-my-hands-are-still-slippery-with-your/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/druids-always-pick-the-hard-way-it-encourages-natural-selection/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [You should have seen the look on your skull...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/you-should-have-seen-the-look-on-your-skull/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/i-know-it-s-an-artistic-cliche-but-every-time-i-look-at-my-past-work/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/you-told-me-that-it-would-be-better-to-find-family-among-people-who/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/hi-haley-look-i-found-all-these-free-swords-they-were-in-my-spleen/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/so-what-that-just-means-i-can-beat-him-with-both-scrolls-at-the-same/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/you-guys-go-ahead-i-m-just-going-to-harvest-his-kidneys-and-i-ll/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“Promise me...that you'll...\*cough\*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/promise-me-that-you-ll-cough-you-ll-dispose-of-my-body-in-the-waste/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/hey-look-i-just-regenerated-a-finger-guess-which-one/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/thog-no-girly-orc-thog-manly-orc-who-just-happens-to-like-figure/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/also-as-a-rule-of-thumb-if-you-find-yourself-defending-your/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

> [“Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-burlew/guards-summon-the-holy-kitty-litter-mr-scruffy-demands-poopsies/)

[Rich Burlew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-burlew/)

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