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title: "18 Toilet Quotes By Nikhil Saluja"
description: "18 Toilet quotes by Nikhil Saluja. Plus more from Nikhil Saluja and more Toilet sayings from other authors."
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> [Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/never-trust-a-warm-toilet-seat-in-a-public-restroom/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/045/nikhil-saluja-26_toilet-seat_never-trust-a-warm-toilet-seat-in-a-publ_1387103.jpg)

> [Yeah, my kid's a genius because he shits in a toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yeah-my-kid-s-a-genius-because-he-shits-in-a-toilet/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e1/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_yeah-my-kid-s-a-genius-because-he-shits_371513.jpg)

> [Sandpaper? You mean toilet paper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sandpaper-you-mean-toilet-paper/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05d/nikhil-saluja-26_funny_sandpaper-you-mean-toilet-paper-2550942_2550942.jpg)

> [I just recieved a restraining order from my toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-just-recieved-a-restraining-order-from-my-toilet/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c56/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_i-just-recieved-a-restraining-order-from_257354.jpg)

> [Sext: Can you please bring some toilet paper?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sext-can-you-please-bring-some-toilet-paper/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0c/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_sext-can-you-please-bring-some-toilet-pa_605871.jpg)

> [I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-hate-when-there-s-no-more-toilet-paper-and-i-have-to-bother-the/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a1/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_i-hate-when-there-s-no-more-toilet-paper_1790223.jpg)

> [I fold the toilet paper In half and use it again because I like to live my life full of risks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-fold-the-toilet-paper-in-half-and-use-it-again-because-i-like-to/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c95/nikhil-saluja-26_life_i-fold-the-toilet-paper-in-half-and-use_764690.jpg)

> [A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-woman-never-say-let-s-just-leave-the-toilet-seat-up-at-all-times/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a5/nikhil-saluja-26_time_a-woman-never-say-let-s-just-leave-the-t_1835837.jpg)

> [Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/every-time-i-flush-the-toilet-i-literally-see-my-shit-spiraling-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b50/nikhil-saluja-26_flush_every-time-i-flush-the-toilet-i-literall_3141523.jpg)

> [I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-flush-the-toilet-after-i-poop-because-i-m-really-into/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c04/nikhil-saluja-26_flush_i-don-t-flush-the-toilet-after-i-poop-be_438910.jpg)

> [As kids if we had said, When I grow up I wanna browse my phone while sitting on the toilet we'd all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/as-kids-if-we-had-said-when-i-grow-up-i-wanna-browse-my-phone-while/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e81/nikhil-saluja-26_toilet_as-kids-if-we-had-said-when-i-grow-up-i_2616284.jpg)

> [A Woman Never Say: Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-woman-never-say-honey-did-you-leave-that-skid-in-the-toilet-bowl/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3eb/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_a-woman-never-say-honey-did-you-leave-th_1791480.jpg)

> [The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/the-worst-part-about-shitting-in-a-public-restroom-is-when-the-tip-of/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/nikhil-saluja-26_shitting_the-worst-part-about-shitting-in-a-publi_187518.jpg)

> [Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/nothings-worse-than-having-diarrhea-and-having-to-shit-in-a-wal-mart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/932/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_nothings-worse-than-having-diarrhea-and_994467.jpg)

> [Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/call-your-toilet-out-so-when-someone-asks-you-what-you-did-today-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/nikhil-saluja-26_life_call-your-toilet-out-so-when-someone-ask_1741647.jpg)

> [Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/women-really-are-disgusting-unhygienic-creatures-i-mean-how-can-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88e/nikhil-saluja-26_toilet_women-really-are-disgusting-unhygienic-c_2566169.jpg)

> [Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/leaving-hairs-on-a-toilet-seat-is-like-a-little-gift-from-one-ass-to/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac7/nikhil-saluja-26_toilet_leaving-hairs-on-a-toilet-seat-is-like-a_807608.jpg)

> [BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/brb-have-to-run-to-the-toilet-but-i-ll-be-back-in-two-shakes-of-a-man/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cf/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_brb-have-to-run-to-the-toilet-but-i-ll-b_1500215.jpg)

## Other authors on Toilet

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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