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title: "2 Toilet Quotes By Josh Q"
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> [Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to flush the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/ghetto-santa-has-to-ring-his-doorbell-to-flush-the-toilet/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cc/josh-q-24537_christmas_ghetto-santa-has-to-ring-his-doorbell-to_695435.jpg)

> [Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them the plunger.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/hypocrisy-is-when-someone-shits-everywhere-but-the-toilet-and-expects/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dff/josh-q-24537_hypocrisy_hypocrisy-is-when-someone-shits-everywhe_1175089.jpg)

## Other authors on Toilet

## More by Josh Q

> [If you find out someone is jealous of you, you just got promoted to demi-god status. Take pity on your devotees and restrain your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/if-you-find-out-someone-is-jealous-of-you-you-just-got-promoted-to/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [It is not the fear that is uncomfortable; it is the irrational pain that you will somehow not survive this. The dark is simply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/it-is-not-the-fear-that-is-uncomfortable-it-is-the-irrational-pain/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Anger is good. Get nice and pissed. Use the fuel of your injustices to push you to destroy your mask. Don't waste them. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/anger-is-good-get-nice-and-pissed-use-the-fuel-of-your-injustices-to/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Manipulation is to enslave the will without the other party's consent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/manipulation-is-to-enslave-the-will-without-the-other-party-s-consent/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [I'm flat broke, can you loan me some fucks?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/i-m-flat-broke-can-you-loan-me-some-fucks/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to flush the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/ghetto-santa-has-to-ring-his-doorbell-to-flush-the-toilet/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [A bitch is a word lesser men use to describe women they feel intimidated by.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/a-bitch-is-a-word-lesser-men-use-to-describe-women-they-feel/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Keeping it real is not about speaking the truth. It's about not giving a damn if others do it or not. It's about realizing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/keeping-it-real-is-not-about-speaking-the-truth-it-s-about-not-giving/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck. That's freedom. Things get done that way, because you aren't carrying 10 pounds of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/don-t-even-give-a-fuck-about-not-giving-a-fuck-that-s-freedom-things/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/hypocrisy-is-when-someone-shits-everywhere-but-the-toilet-and-expects/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Judge me all you want: Nobody rents space in my head. Fuck your thoughts. Keep thinking about me and I might mistake it for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/judge-me-all-you-want-nobody-rents-space-in-my-head-fuck-your/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [1)Take off on/Roll on=woop ass, cuss out Go left=lose your cool, go crazy 2)Peel back= Verbally tear into someone 3)Defecation of Character (wordplay on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/1-take-off-on-roll-on-woop-ass-cuss-out-go-left-lose-your-cool-go/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Ghetto Santa bounced a check for a free sample.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/ghetto-santa-bounced-a-check-for-a-free-sample/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [Pretending to give a fuck burns so many calories, if more people did it, obesity would disappear overnight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/pretending-to-give-a-fuck-burns-so-many-calories-if-more-people-did/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

> [If you have diarrhea of the mouth, you're going to have to clean that shit up yourself. Thank you for making me a god…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-q/if-you-have-diarrhea-of-the-mouth-you-re-going-to-have-to-clean-that/)

[Josh Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-q/)

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