--- title: "Best Toes Sayings" description: "Browse 724 Toes quotes by 646 authors. Discover the best Toes sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/849/andrew-marr-9182_bigs_my-big-toe-alone-is-the-size-of-yorkshir_2630766.png" --- > [My big toe alone is the size of Yorkshire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-marr/my-big-toe-alone-is-the-size-of-yorkshire/) [Andrew Marr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-marr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/849/andrew-marr-9182_bigs_my-big-toe-alone-is-the-size-of-yorkshir_2630766.png) > [I can't even touch my toes!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-holland/i-can-t-even-touch-my-toes/) [Tom Holland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-holland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d8/tom-holland-3180_even_i-can-t-even-touch-my-toes-2179214_2179214.jpg) > [I'm cooler than a polar bears toes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kid-cudi/i-m-cooler-than-a-polar-bears-toes/) [Kid Cudi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kid-cudi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09b/kid-cudi-608_cooler_i-m-cooler-than-a-polar-bears-toes-30457_3045739.jpg) > [May an elephant caress you with his toes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/little-jimmy-dickens/may-an-elephant-caress-you-with-his-toes/) [Little' Jimmy Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/little-jimmy-dickens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b9/little-jimmy-dickens-82677_caress_may-an-elephant-caress-you-with-his-toes_1144767.jpg) > [“To walk barefoot is sacred.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/to-walk-barefoot-is-sacred/) [Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d1/michael-bassey-johnson-311_bare_to-walk-barefoot-is-sacred-3119248_3119248.jpg) > [Love is an obsolete emotion, ranking in usefulness somewhere between earwigs and toe mold.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-a-mckillip/love-is-an-obsolete-emotion-ranking-in-usefulness-somewhere-between/) [Patricia A. McKillip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-a-mckillip/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd1/patricia-a-mckillip-5203_emotion_love-is-an-obsolete-emotion-ranking-in-u_2862749.png) > [I don't advocate violence; but if a man steps on my toes, I'll step on his...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-x/i-don-t-advocate-violence-but-if-a-man-steps-on-my-toes-i-ll-step-on/) [Malcolm X](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-x/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f6/malcolm-x-213_men_i-don-t-advocate-violence-but-if-a-man-s_870695.jpg) > [I've never been able to touch my toes. Seriously, never.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaun-wright-phillips/i-ve-never-been-able-to-touch-my-toes-seriously-never/) [Shaun Wright-Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaun-wright-phillips/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e3/shaun-wright-phillips-6156_been_i-ve-never-been-able-to-touch-my-toes-se_2035689.png) > [A person like me... isn't even worth the tip of a toe. I can't even compare to half.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jung-yoon-sung/a-person-like-me-isn-t-even-worth-the-tip-of-a-toe-i-can-t-even/) [Jung Yoon-sung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jung-yoon-sung/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc5/jung-yoon-sung-251266_compare_a-person-like-me-isn-t-even-worth-the-ti_3009711.jpg) > [I like working with different directors; it keeps you on your toes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chaske-spencer/i-like-working-with-different-directors-it-keeps-you-on-your-toes/) [Chaske Spencer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chaske-spencer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e7/chaske-spencer-24286_cinema_i-like-working-with-different-directors_1500752.jpg) > [We can't hold hands― Someone might see. Won't you please Hold toes with me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shel-silverstein/we-can-t-hold-hands-someone-might-see-won-t-you-please-hold-toes-with/) [Shel Silverstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shel-silverstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e87/shel-silverstein-1914_hands_we-can-t-hold-hands-someone-might-see-wo_2771657.jpg) > [I'm definitely my worst critic. I guess that's good because it keeps you on your toes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellie-taylor/i-m-definitely-my-worst-critic-i-guess-that-s-good-because-it-keeps/) [Ellie Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellie-taylor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/107/ellie-taylor-13608_critic_i-m-definitely-my-worst-critic-i-guess-t_2776483.jpg) > [“Most shoes are shaped as if feet were made for shoes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/most-shoes-are-shaped-as-if-feet-were-made-for-shoes/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/796/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_barefoot_most-shoes-are-shaped-as-if-feet-were-ma_474175.jpg) > [I used to be double-jointed in my hips, so I could put my toe in my mouth. That can't be classed as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-cox/i-used-to-be-double-jointed-in-my-hips-so-i-could-put-my-toe-in-my/) [Sara Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-cox/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/sara-cox-4541_deformity_i-used-to-be-double-jointed-in-my-hips-s_1957585.jpg) > [Even those who venture to dip a toe in the pond of risk never allow themselves to get used to the water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-viscott/even-those-who-venture-to-dip-a-toe-in-the-pond-of-risk-never-allow/) [David Viscott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-viscott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e82/david-viscott-17389_dip_even-those-who-venture-to-dip-a-toe-in-t_1532837.png) > [Do you ever dangle your toes over the precipice, dare the cliff to crumble, defy the frozen deity to suffer the sun,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-hopkins/do-you-ever-dangle-your-toes-over-the-precipice-dare-the-cliff-to/) [Ellen Hopkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-hopkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4a/ellen-hopkins-475_bones_do-you-ever-dangle-your-toes-over-the-pr_2686460.jpg) > [Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing. Turn out your toes as you walk. And remember…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/speak-in-french-when-you-can-t-think-of-the-english-for-a-thing-turn-2/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61e/lewis-carroll-324_alice-in-wonderland_speak-in-french-when-you-can-t-think-of_2199465.jpg) > [I totally wouldn't mind being able to wave my hand head to toe and have, like, a whole new outfit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-heigl/i-totally-wouldn-t-mind-being-able-to-wave-my-hand-head-to-toe-and/) [Katherine Heigl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-heigl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/katherine-heigl-3953_able_i-totally-wouldn-t-mind-being-able-to-wa_1221680.jpg) > [If health and a fair day smile upon me, I am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-de-montaigne/if-health-and-a-fair-day-smile-upon-me-i-am-a-very-good-fellow-if-a/) [Michel de Montaigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-de-montaigne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/michel-de-montaigne-142_corn_if-health-and-a-fair-day-smile-upon-me-i_2539549.jpg) > [Its such a profound love. A couple of weeks ago I saw her discover her own toes and she wiggled them and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-monaghan/its-such-a-profound-love-a-couple-of-weeks-ago-i-saw-her-discover-her/) [Michelle Monaghan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-monaghan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96d/michelle-monaghan-9225_love_its-such-a-profound-love-a-couple-of-wee_2076961.png) > [There's a million new people in the studio every day creating new stuff so I really had to be on my toes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willa-ford/there-s-a-million-new-people-in-the-studio-every-day-creating-new/) [Willa Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willa-ford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/828/willa-ford-30471_creating_there-s-a-million-new-people-in-the-stud_2350708.png) > [ The \[Moon\] surface is fine and powdery. I can kick it up loosely with my toe. It does adhere in fine layers… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-armstrong/the-moon-surface-is-fine-and-powdery-i-can-kick-it-up-loosely-with-my/) [Neil Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-armstrong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd0/neil-armstrong-5298_boots_the-moon-surface-is-fine-and-powdery-i-c_1350125.jpg) > [Say my husband had a dangerous job and I wasn't with him, I don't know how you go, 'Oh honey, how was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-irwin/say-my-husband-had-a-dangerous-job-and-i-wasn-t-with-him-i-don-t-know/) [Terri Irwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-irwin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a12/terri-irwin-6959_dangerous_say-my-husband-had-a-dangerous-job-and-i_747934.jpg) > [Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dat-phan/vietnam-we-take-over-by-doing-pedicure-that-s-how-we-take-over-we/) [Dat Phan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dat-phan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed8/dat-phan-37618_damn_vietnam-we-take-over-by-doing-pedicure-t_2650835.jpg) > [Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/anyone-who-knows-me-will-tell-you-that-i-am-all-about-money-i-mean/) [Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/231/tina-fey-484_children_anyone-who-knows-me-will-tell-you-that-i_2976582.jpg) > [We were broke in a way that only kids can be broke. Our toes were black with dye from wearing boots that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-o-neill/we-were-broke-in-a-way-that-only-kids-can-be-broke-our-toes-were/) [Heather O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-o-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b33/heather-o-neill-4972_bars_we-were-broke-in-a-way-that-only-kids-ca_3071055.png) > [A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/a-woman-puts-on-a-new-dress-eyeliner-lip-gloss-to-please-others-a/) [Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/518/molly-harper-2053_dresses_a-woman-puts-on-a-new-dress-eyeliner-lip_881521.png) > [I'm making good money but I ain't rich. Even if I don't wanna rap I still gotta work. Pride don't feed the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-price/i-m-making-good-money-but-i-ain-t-rich-even-if-i-don-t-wanna-rap-i/) [Sean Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-price/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/sean-price-15251_baby_i-m-making-good-money-but-i-ain-t-rich-e_2219746.jpg) > [What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks 'Where's my share?' A man creates,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-ryan/what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-and-a-parasite-a-man-builds-a/) [Andrew Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-ryan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/andrew-ryan-28455_differences_what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-and_368887.jpg) > [Empress of the Universe would be way too much work. I'd have to wear fancy clothes, probably including lady shoes with pointed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-moon/empress-of-the-universe-would-be-way-too-much-work-i-d-have-to-wear/) [Elizabeth Moon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-moon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3f/elizabeth-moon-9310_accomplish_empress-of-the-universe-would-be-way-too_1545611.jpg) > [GRINNING, DUCKING MY HEAD FOR BALANCE, I START TO SPIN WILDLY AS I CAN. THAT IS MY FAVORITE DANCE, BECAUSE IT CONTAINS…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-jackson/grinning-ducking-my-head-for-balance-i-start-to-spin-wildly-as-i-can/) [Michael Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-jackson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/michael-jackson-411_balance_grinning-ducking-my-head-for-balance-i-s_2367452.jpg) > [They hold their great balls in the open air, in what is called a fairy-ring. For weeks afterward you can see the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-m-barrie/they-hold-their-great-balls-in-the-open-air-in-what-is-called-a-fairy/) [James M. Barrie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-m-barrie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67f/james-m-barrie-4437_air_they-hold-their-great-balls-in-the-open_606049.jpg) > [Songs give you incredible opportunity to convey a tremendous amount in a relatively short period of time. The first thing that John…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-meledandri/songs-give-you-incredible-opportunity-to-convey-a-tremendous-amount/) [Christopher Meledandri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-meledandri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/597/christopher-meledandri-23909_accomplish_songs-give-you-incredible-opportunity-to_653480.jpg) > [Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. ... OK, now most guys…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monica-denise-brown/now-everybody-knows-the-basic-erogenous-zones-you-got-one-two-three/) [Monica Denise Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monica-denise-brown/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22b/monica-denise-brown-24946_camps_now-everybody-knows-the-basic-erogenous_1926936.jpg) > [Beautiful Hannah. If you were mine, I'd lay you on silk sheets and wrap you up in ropes of pearls, and feed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/beautiful-hannah-if-you-were-mine-i-d-lay-you-on-silk-sheets-and-wrap/) [Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/lisa-kleypas-111_able_beautiful-hannah-if-you-were-mine-i-d-la_937064.png) > [My body becomes a raft and there's this part of me that wants just literally to go with the flow. To close…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melina-marchetta/my-body-becomes-a-raft-and-there-s-this-part-of-me-that-wants-just/) [Melina Marchetta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melina-marchetta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58a/melina-marchetta-392_body_my-body-becomes-a-raft-and-there-s-this_1109989.png) > [Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/sorry-about-bender-lula-said-letting-the-trans-am-idle-at-the-curb/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8aa/janet-evanovich-291_bangs_sorry-about-bender-lula-said-letting-the_2617587.jpg) > [“somewhere in the Devonian rocks we should find the origin of fingers and toes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-shubin/somewhere-in-the-devonian-rocks-we-should-find-the-origin-of-fingers/) [Neil Shubin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-shubin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ae/neil-shubin-14335_toes_somewhere-in-the-devonian-rocks-we-shoul_2412216.png) > [If you never stepped on anybody's toes, you never been for a walk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-kingsolver/if-you-never-stepped-on-anybody-s-toes-you-never-been-for-a-walk/) [Barbara Kingsolver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-kingsolver/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d5/barbara-kingsolver-200_humor_if-you-never-stepped-on-anybody-s-toes-y_1263052.png) > [The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-murray/the-army-needs-leaders-the-way-a-foot-needs-a-big-toe/) [Bill Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-murray/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b1b/bill-murray-1709_army_the-army-needs-leaders-the-way-a-foot-ne_2446197.png) ## Top authors on Toes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sherrilyn-kenyon-84925.jpg) Sherrilyn Kenyon 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/toes/sherrilyn-kenyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/toes/#itemlist", "name": "Toes Quotes", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My big toe alone is 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As long as my fingers and toes move Im'ma get money.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sean Price" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-price/i-m-making-good-money-but-i-ain-t-rich-even-if-i-don-t-wanna-rap-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/sean-price-15251_baby_i-m-making-good-money-but-i-ain-t-rich-e_2219746.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/sean-price-15251_baby_i-m-making-good-money-but-i-ain-t-rich-e_2219746.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/sean-price-15251_baby_i-m-making-good-money-but-i-ain-t-rich-e_2219746.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm making good money but I ain't rich. Even if I don't wanna rap I still gotta work. 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