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title: "8 Tired Quotes By Steven Wright"
description: "8 Tired quotes by Steven Wright. Plus more from Steven Wright and more Tired sayings from other authors."
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> [I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-m-kinda-tired-i-was-up-all-night-trying-to-round-off-infinity-then/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/steven-wright-432_all-night_i-m-kinda-tired-i-was-up-all-night-tryin_115448.jpg)

> [Is 'tired old cliché' one?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/is-tired-old-clich-one/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b25/steven-wright-432_cliche_is-tired-old-clich-one-765744_765744.jpg)

> [Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/day-1-still-tired-from-the-move-day-2-everybody-talks-to-me-like-i-m/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/steven-wright-432_idiot_day-1-still-tired-from-the-move-day-2-ev_796453.jpg)

> [I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-m-so-tired-i-was-up-all-night-trying-to-round-off-infinity/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de1/steven-wright-432_infinity_i-m-so-tired-i-was-up-all-night-trying-t_1024404.jpg)

> [The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/the-bermuda-triangle-got-tired-of-warm-weather-it-moved-to-alaska-now/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a7/steven-wright-432_alaska_the-bermuda-triangle-got-tired-of-warm-w_1163589.jpg)

> [I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-kept-a-diary-right-after-i-was-born-day-1-tired-from-the-move-day-2/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/310/steven-wright-432_birthday_i-kept-a-diary-right-after-i-was-born-da_1270505.jpg)

> [Day One: Still tired from the move.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/day-one-still-tired-from-the-move/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/steven-wright-432_moving_day-one-still-tired-from-the-move-170970_1709708.jpg)

> [I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-saw-a-sign-rest-area-25-miles-that-s-pretty-big-some-people-must-be/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d36/steven-wright-432_areas_i-saw-a-sign-rest-area-25-miles-that-s-p_2998859.jpg)

## Other authors on Tired

## More by Steven Wright

> [Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/depression-is-merely-anger-without-enthusiasm/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/my-dental-hygienist-is-cute-every-time-i-visit-i-eat-a-whole-package/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/if-lawyers-are-disbarred-and-clergymen-defrocked-doesn-t-it-follow/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/if-i-ever-had-twins-i-d-use-one-for-parts/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/nobody-can-really-compare-a-relationship-in-which-the-victim-is-15/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-saw-a-tree-fall-in-the-woods-and-i-didn-t-hear-it/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/it-s-very-intense-to-be-in-front-of-a-live-audience-it-s-just-an/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-got-pulled-over-by-a-cop-and-he-said-do-you-know-the-speed-limit/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/babies-don-t-need-a-vacation-but-i-still-see-them-at-the-beach-it/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-just-got-out-of-the-hospital-i-was-in-a-speed-reading-accident-i/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/when-i-m-on-stage-it-s-really-intense-my-mind-is-going-a-million/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-don-t-like-politicians-and-i-don-t-like-politics-i-definitely-don-t/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-went-to-this-restaurant-last-night-that-was-set-up-like-a-big/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/why-isn-t-the-number-11-pronounced-onety-one/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

> [A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/a-conscience-is-what-hurts-when-all-your-other-parts-feel-so-good/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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