--- title: "9 Tired Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "9 Tired quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Tired sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/742/jarod-kintz-2_quote_when-i-m-tired-i-say-i-m-calling-it-a-ni_882449.jpg" --- > [“When I’m tired, I say, “I’m calling it a night.” Well, what else am I going to call it? Nathan?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/when-i-m-tired-i-say-i-m-calling-it-a-night-well-what-else-am-i-going/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/742/jarod-kintz-2_quote_when-i-m-tired-i-say-i-m-calling-it-a-ni_882449.jpg) > [“A blanket could be used to express my feelings towards her. You see, I’m not tired—but I am tired of her. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-express-my-feelings-towards-her-you-see-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1df/jarod-kintz-2_blanket_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-express-my-fe_3164257.jpg) > [“I’m 32 years old and I’m tired. It’s because I haven’t drank enough coffee. If I had, I’d probably only be 29.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-32-years-old-and-i-m-tired-it-s-because-i-haven-t-drank-enough/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc0/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-m-32-years-old-and-i-m-tired-it-s-beca_1069744.jpg) > [“I’m tired of calling @PapaJohns. I wish they’d call me for once. I’m starting to think they don’t love me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-tired-of-calling-papajohns-i-wish-they-d-call-me-for-once-i-m/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99d/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-m-tired-of-calling-papajohns-i-wish-th_1438845.jpg) > [“I’m tired, and I just want to take a nap. But I want some good sleep, so does anybody know where I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-tired-and-i-just-want-to-take-a-nap-but-i-want-some-good-sleep-so/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/861/jarod-kintz-2_political-speech_i-m-tired-and-i-just-want-to-take-a-nap_331652.jpg) > [“The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-moon-looked-like-melted-mozzarella-to-my-bleary-and-blurry-vision/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a6/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_the-moon-looked-like-melted-mozzarella-t_1099104.jpg) > [“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a dream, so I must be, right?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dream-nonsense-character-hey-how-are-you-me-i-m-tired-i-mean-this-is/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/584/jarod-kintz-2_dream_dream-nonsense-character-hey-how-are-you_947148.jpg) > [“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can be a real drag (especially if it always dangles along…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/despite-being-tired-i-couldn-t-sleep-sometimes-having-a-functioning/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f8/jarod-kintz-2_quote_despite-being-tired-i-couldn-t-sleep-som_1488260.jpg) > [“Sometimes when I read before bed I get so tired that my eyes gloss over the sentences without actually taking in any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/sometimes-when-i-read-before-bed-i-get-so-tired-that-my-eyes-gloss/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c56/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_sometimes-when-i-read-before-bed-i-get-s_2763262.jpg) ## Other authors on Tired ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/tired/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "9 Tired Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When I’m tired, I say, “I’m calling it a night.” Well, what else am I going to call it? 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