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title: "24 Time Quotes By Derek Landy"
description: "24 Time quotes by Derek Landy. Plus more from Derek Landy and more Time sayings from other authors."
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> [“You’re still upset about that time I made you explode, aren’t you? I can tell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-re-still-upset-about-that-time-i-made-you-explode-aren-t-you-i/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [“Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/embrace-your-inner-lunatic-fun-times-guaranteed/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-are-a-cynical-man-mr-pleasant-we-live-in-cynical-times-miss-cain/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-punch-people-valkyrie-that-s-who-we-are-embrace-your-inner-lunatic/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/well-for-future-reference-this-is-my-serious-face/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. "Old-fashioned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/then-i-reckon-we-got-ourselves-a-good-old-fashioned-standoff-nobody/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [By the time they got to Denholm Street, day had been beaten back and the night was soaking through the city.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/by-the-time-they-got-to-denholm-street-day-had-been-beaten-back-and/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-live-in-a-time-of-fear-skulduggery-said-where-we-re-too-scared-of/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [“Razzia: what is the time?” Razzia nodded. “Time is a social construct designed to derive order from chaos.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/razzia-what-is-the-time-razzia-nodded-time-is-a-social-construct/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/fletcher-was-always-going-to-be-your-ex-boyfriend-from-the-moment-you/)

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> [If there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/if-there-is-one-regret-that-i-have-had-in-my-life-it-is-that-i-never/)

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> [The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones had their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-next-time-oh-my-dear-eliza-you-re-not-going-to-carry-on-with-this/)

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> [He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink of an eye.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-d-once-known-a-man-who-said-that-life-hinged-on-the-moment-that/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [You have no idea the power generated each time somebody is told a story. When a conscious, sentient mind willingly ignores what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-have-no-idea-the-power-generated-each-time-somebody-is-told-a/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said. 'I could have tripped.' She stared at him. A moment dragged by. 'I'm joking,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/an-untied-shoelace-can-be-dangerous-he-said-i-could-have-tripped-she/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [So how are we going to get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-how-are-we-going-to-get-into-the-temple-anyway-are-we-going-to/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [Her parents wanted her to find her own way in life. That’s what they’d said countless times in the past. Of course,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/her-parents-wanted-her-to-find-her-own-way-in-life-that-s-what-they-d/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [That's beautiful,' Valkyrie said, looking at it. Isn't it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/that-s-beautiful-valkyrie-said-looking-at-it-isn-t-it-this-necklace/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [I understand perfectly. Darquesse isn't a separate entity. She isn't another person. She's you. If you make the wrong choices, if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-understand-perfectly-darquesse-isn-t-a-separate-entity-she-isn-t/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [“So this," she said, "what's happening and what's going to happen, this isn't your fault. You can't control everything and not everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-this-she-said-what-s-happening-and-what-s-going-to-happen-this-isn/)

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> [I was wondering how you were going to punish me for not confiding in you. Punishment, actually, is something I've thought about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-was-wondering-how-you-were-going-to-punish-me-for-not-confiding-in/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [“Ah...Dectective, this is a very private and personal moment for them both. I'm sure you can understand their need for-" A man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/ah-dectective-this-is-a-very-private-and-personal-moment-for-them/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [“Skulduggery." "Fletcher." Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment. "I'm sorry, what are we doing now?" "Shaking hands,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/skulduggery-fletcher-fletcher-stuck-out-his-hand-skulduggery-observed/)

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> [“Doran stood on the dais, fists clenched. "All right," he said. "Let's do it, come on. Charge me up." Skulduggery tapped the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/doran-stood-on-the-dais-fists-clenched-all-right-he-said-let-s-do-it/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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## More by Derek Landy

> [Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/stephanie-could-see-the-greed-seep-into-the-watery-eyes-of-her-father/)

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> [“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/strike-from-the-shadows-disapear-into-darkness/)

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> [“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/but-if-you-can-confront-your-inner-demons-i-did-confront-my-inner/)

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> [“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-a-clue-look-like-tanith-whispered-stephanie-fought-the/)

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> [“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-took-her-hand-in-his-and-knelt-before-her-valkyrie-looked-at-him/)

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> [I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-find-it-rude-to-laugh-at-a-man-with-a-sword/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

> [What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-she-asked-again-he-pointed-ahead-of-them-see-that-what-the-snow/)

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> [The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-baron-unfortunately-turns-it-all-the-way-up-to-eleven-seriously/)

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> [“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/valkyrie-walked-over-to-her-since-she-had-met-her-all-she-d-wanted-to/)

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> [“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-ve-always-been-a-monster-scapegrace-told-her-but-now-finally-my/)

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> [The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-rain-battered-the-cottage-valkyrie-risked-a-look-up-at/)

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> [There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-no-such-thing-as-winning-or-losing-there-is-won-and-there-is/)

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> [“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-liked-murder-murder-and-long-walks-had-been-two-of-his-favorite/)

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> [Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skulduggery-i-want-to-kill-most/)

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> [We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-don-t-need-a-cure-the-other-zombie-said-that-s-right-scapegrace/)

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                        "text": "I understand perfectly. Darquesse isn't a separate entity. She isn't another person. She's you. If you make the wrong choices, if you stop loving the people who love you, if you allow the world to twist and turn and change you, then yes, the future we've seen will come to pass. But if you fight, and if you kick, and struggle, and refuse to give in to the apathy, or the anger, or the hopelessness, then you'll change the future, and you'll walk your own path. And I'll be right there beside you, Valkyrie. I'll always be beside you.",
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                        "text": "“Ah...Dectective, this is a very private and personal moment for them both. I'm sure you can understand their need for-\" A man stumbled out clutching a sheet round his waist and Valkyrie's eyes widened. \"Whoa,\" she said as he hummed into a table. He was tall and sandy-haired and his physique was jaw-dropping lay amazing. \"No way,\" she said. \"Scapegrace?\" The man looked at her, and shook his head. The a woman came charging out of the back room, slammed into the man and they both went rolling across the floor. \"Give it to me!\" The woman screamed. \"Give it to me!\" Nye scuttled over. \"Mr Scapegrace, you know the procedure cannot be repeated, your brains are in far too deteriorated a condition.\" \"You! Gave! Me! The! Wrong! Body!”",
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                        "text": "“Skulduggery.\" \"Fletcher.\" Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment. \"I'm sorry, what are we doing now?\" \"Shaking hands,\" Fletcher said. \"Like adults. I just want you to know that this past year has changed me. I've grown, as a person. I'm not the same Fletcher you used to know. \"You look a lot like him.\" \"Well, yeah, but-\" \"And you have the same ridiculous hair.\" \"Can we just shake hands?\" \"Of course we can,\" Skulduggery said, and they shook. \"Now what?\" \"I, uh...I don't really know. What do adults usually do after they shake hands?\" \"Generally, the first thing they do is let go.\" \"Oh, right,\" Fletcher said, and Skulduggery took his hand back. \"So, Skulduggery, how have you been? You're looking well. That's a really nice tie. \"It's blue.\" \"And such a nice shade.\" Skulduggery looked at Valkyrie. \"You promised me he wouldn't be annoying.”",
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