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> [“This is the problem with going back home and hanging out with your family. Everything seizes up in a time warp where we're all the most unflattering versions of ourselves.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-chance/this-is-the-problem-with-going-back-home-and-hanging-out-with-your/)

[Maia Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-chance/)

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## More by Maia Chance

> [“I don't mind being stared at, but not in that pitchforks-and-torches way.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-chance/i-don-t-mind-being-stared-at-but-not-in-that-pitchforks-and-torches/)

[Maia Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-chance/)

> [“But Alfie had been a horror of a husband. I’d survived my marriage with an unholy combination of highballs, detective novels, and chocolate layer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-chance/but-alfie-had-been-a-horror-of-a-husband-i-d-survived-my-marriage/)

[Maia Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-chance/)

> [“This is the problem with going back home and hanging out with your family. Everything seizes up in a time warp where we're all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-chance/this-is-the-problem-with-going-back-home-and-hanging-out-with-your/)

[Maia Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-chance/)

> [“I dressed in another high school special from my closet: a long, shapeless floral dress with about twenty buttons down the front. Maybe that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-chance/i-dressed-in-another-high-school-special-from-my-closet-a-long/)

[Maia Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-chance/)

> [“I winched myself up the banister behind him. Flight after flight we went. It was the Mount Everest of staircases, but I was no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-chance/i-winched-myself-up-the-banister-behind-him-flight-after-flight-we/)

[Maia Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-chance/)

> [“He was going to give us the little lady treatment," Effie said. "What?" "You know, like John Wayne. Treating us like lobotomy patients because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maia-chance/he-was-going-to-give-us-the-little-lady-treatment-effie-said-what-you/)

[Maia Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maia-chance/)

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