--- title: "1 Time Ve Quotes By Eamon Dunphy" description: "1 Time Ve quotes by Eamon Dunphy. Plus more from Eamon Dunphy and more Time Ve sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/eamon-dunphy-25069_first-time_that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-betw_3064376.png" --- > [That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-between-two-men-on-the-bbc/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/eamon-dunphy-25069_first-time_that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-betw_3064376.png) ## More by Eamon Dunphy > [He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/he-s-fat-and-a-clown-bill-a-fat-clown-for-all-to-see/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/ability-and-guts-is-an-unbeatable-combination/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/every-club-he-s-been-to-has-had-great-injury-crises-every-club-and-it/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/i-ve-never-managed-anywhere-i-ve-managed-to-stay-alive-for-63-and-a/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/usually-it-takes-a-bottle-of-bacardi-and-a-gallon-of-coke-to-get-john/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/scots-they-re-either-nice-or-they-re-horrid-and-these-two-are-horrid/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/if-ever-a-player-was-out-of-his-class-that-night-it-was-me/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/i-ll-have-you-know-that-i-am-not-a-failed-third-division-footballer-i/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/ronaldo-is-a-disgrace-to-the-game-his-petulance-temperament-throwing/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/somewhere-in-there-the-grace-of-a-ballet-dancer-joins-with-the/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/you-need-dictatorships-and-poverty-to-produce-great-footballers/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/kilbane-s-head-is-better-than-his-feet-if-only-he-had-three-heads-one/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/they-get-to-the-quarter-finals-bill-i-ll-show-up-with-a-dress-on/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/niall-quinn-is-a-creep-the-man-s-an-idiot-a-mother-theresa/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) > [They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/they-just-talk-drivel-whoever-is-winning-is-great-whoever-isn-t-isn-t/) [Eamon Dunphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eamon-dunphy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time-ve/eamon-dunphy/#itemlist", "name": "1 Time Ve Quotes By Eamon Dunphy", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eamon Dunphy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eamon-dunphy/that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-between-two-men-on-the-bbc/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/eamon-dunphy-25069_first-time_that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-betw_3064376.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/eamon-dunphy-25069_first-time_that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-betw_3064376.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/eamon-dunphy-25069_first-time_that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-betw_3064376.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.” — Eamon Dunphy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time-ve/eamon-dunphy/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time-ve/eamon-dunphy/", "name": "Time Ve Quotes by Eamon Dunphy", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time-ve/eamon-dunphy/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/eamon-dunphy-25069_first-time_that-s-the-first-time-i-ve-seen-sex-betw_3064376.png" }, "description": "1 Time Ve quotes by Eamon Dunphy. 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