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> [My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/my-hometown-was-so-dull-that-one-time-the-tide-went-out-and-never/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

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## More by Fred Allen

> [“I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/i-can-t-understand-why-a-person-will-take-a-year-or-two-to-write-a/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [“(Faces are all important. Without faces it would be impossible to identify our friends. If we had to recognize people by their bodies, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/faces-are-all-important-without-faces-it-would-be-impossible-to/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/if-i-could-get-my-membership-fee-back-i-d-resign-from-the-human-race/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/ed-sullivan-will-be-around-as-long-as-someone-else-has-talent/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/i-like-long-walks-especially-when-they-are-taken-by-people-who-annoy/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/my-uncle-is-a-southern-planter-he-s-an-undertaker-in-alabama/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/hollywood-is-a-great-place-if-you-re-an-orange/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/everywhere-outside-new-york-city-is-bridgeport-connecticut/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/i-m-a-little-hoarse-tonight-i-ve-been-living-in-chicago-for-the-past/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/he-writes-so-well-he-makes-me-feel-like-putting-my-quill-back-in-my/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/her-hat-is-a-creation-that-will-never-go-out-of-style-it-will-just/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/when-a-radio-comedian-s-program-is-finally-finished-it-slinks-down/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [He's so small, he's a waste of skin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/he-s-so-small-he-s-a-waste-of-skin/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/life-in-my-estimation-is-a-biological-misadventure-that-we-terminate/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

> [My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/my-agent-gets-10-percent-of-everything-i-get-except-the-blinding/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

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