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> [You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/you-know-you-re-getting-old-when-you-stoop-to-tie-your-shoelaces-and/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

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## More by George Burns

> [Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/everyday-happiness-means-getting-up-in-the-morning-and-you-can-t-wait/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/being-an-actor-is-easy-just-picture-someone-in-a-room-and-you-outside/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/sex-can-be-fun-after-eighty-after-ninety-and-after-lunch/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/too-bad-all-the-people-who-know-how-to-run-this-country-are-busy/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [At my age flowers scare me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/at-my-age-flowers-scare-me/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/i-was-brought-up-to-respect-my-elders-so-now-i-don-t-have-to-respect/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/what-actresses-do-today-when-they-appear-on-the-screen-is-what-they/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/if-you-were-married-to-marilyn-monroe-you-d-cheat-with-some-ugly-girl/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/i-find-you-have-to-take-each-day-as-it-comes-and-be-thankful-for-who/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/take-care-not-to-wear-stripes-that-are-out-of-sync-with-your-wrinkles/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [ By \[age\] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/by-age-93-i-had-shrunk-quite-a-lot-my-car-was-known-as-the-phantom/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/i-drink-coffee-with-my-right-hand-and-i-smoke-with-my-left-but-i-talk/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/nice-to-be-here-at-my-age-it-s-nice-to-be-anywhere/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/be-sure-to-wear-a-good-cologne-a-nice-aftershave-lotion-and-a-strong/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

> [My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/my-best-advice-fall-in-love-with-what-you-do-for-a-living/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

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