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> [When I give concerts, the tickets sell for five dollars to one hundred dollars, but for my concerts the five-dollar seats are down in front... the further back you go, the more you have to pay. The hundred dollar seats…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/when-i-give-concerts-the-tickets-sell-for-five-dollars-to-one-hundred/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

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## More by Jack Benny

> [Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/age-is-strictly-a-case-of-mind-over-matter-if-you-don-t-mind-it-doesn/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/i-was-going-to-buy-my-girl-a-packard-car-for-christmas-but-it-took/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/i-m-like-will-rogers-i-never-met-a-man-i-didn-t-like-well-eichmann/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/i-was-born-in-waukegan-a-long-long-time-ago-as-a-matter-of-fact-our/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/the-only-way-i-ll-ever-get-hurt-in-the-casino-is-if-there-s-an/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/i-began-my-show-business-career-playing-violin-in-san-francisco-at/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/give-me-golf-clubs-fresh-air-and-a-beautiful-partner-and-you-can-keep/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/when-you-talk-about-the-world-s-greatest-entertainer-you-have-to-say/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/i-m-living-in-a-very-modest-place-i-have-a-room-over-looking/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/i-practice-three-hours-daily-on-my-violin-so-i-won-t-get-worse/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [Gags die, humor doesn't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/gags-die-humor-doesn-t/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/any-man-who-would-walk-five-miles-through-the-snow-barefoot-just-to/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/i-don-t-deserve-this-award-but-i-have-arthritis-and-i-don-t-deserve/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/everything-good-that-happened-to-me-happened-by-accident/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

> [When I give concerts, the tickets sell for five dollars to one hundred dollars, but for my concerts the five-dollar seats are down in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-benny/when-i-give-concerts-the-tickets-sell-for-five-dollars-to-one-hundred/)

[Jack Benny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-benny/)

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