--- title: "1 Tiara Quotes By Chris Cannon" description: "1 Tiara quotes by Chris Cannon. Plus more from Chris Cannon and more Tiara sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/018/chris-cannon-24450_humor_he-pointed-at-my-tiara-why-are-you-weari_1727973.jpg" --- > [“He pointed at my tiara. “Why are you wearing a crown?” I adjusted my freshly bedazzled head gear. “It’s a tiara and it’s part of the uniform when you’re the Pie Princess.” “And it doesn’t bother you to wear it?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/he-pointed-at-my-tiara-why-are-you-wearing-a-crown-i-adjusted-my/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/018/chris-cannon-24450_humor_he-pointed-at-my-tiara-why-are-you-weari_1727973.jpg) ## More by Chris Cannon > [“Ferrin looked at her like she had two heads. “You don’t want to marry my son?” “Hell. No.” He resumed his seat. “That’s the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/ferrin-looked-at-her-like-she-had-two-heads-you-don-t-want-to-marry/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [You know, if we're going to bring down the price of gas, you have to have three things. You have to have a big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/you-know-if-we-re-going-to-bring-down-the-price-of-gas-you-have-to/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [“I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/i-threatened-him-with-bodily-harm-he-promised-to-bring-me-cake-for/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [Our nation's immigration policy has been of top concern in recent years, and for good reason. With between eight and twelve million illegal aliens…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/our-nation-s-immigration-policy-has-been-of-top-concern-in-recent/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [Many of our nation's great leaders began their careers at a service academy. I encourage anyone interested in a rewarding college experience or military…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/many-of-our-nation-s-great-leaders-began-their-careers-at-a-service/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [Our men and women in uniform deserve the best intelligence possible to help them protect America.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/our-men-and-women-in-uniform-deserve-the-best-intelligence-possible/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [So this judge in Virginia rules that a lesbian wasn't fit to raise her own daughter because she might grow up to be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/so-this-judge-in-virginia-rules-that-a-lesbian-wasn-t-fit-to-raise/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [“I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie and decorating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/i-took-care-of-the-next-guy-in-line-while-i-checked-out-the-girl-who/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [“My mom says no guy is perfect, you just have to find one that makes you happy seventy percent of the time.” That was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/my-mom-says-no-guy-is-perfect-you-just-have-to-find-one-that-makes/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [“Would it help if I performed an interpretive dance while I said the words?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/would-it-help-if-i-performed-an-interpretive-dance-while-i-said-the/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [“Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there’d be winged pigs up there somewhere.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/jaxon-gave-me-a-compliment-i-was-sure-there-d-be-winged-pigs-up-there/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [“Where’s the pizza?” Something warm and furry came and leaned against my right leg. I reached down to pet Rocky, a black lab who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/where-s-the-pizza-something-warm-and-furry-came-and-leaned-against-my/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [The American people are not anti-immigrant. We are concerned about the lack of coherence in our immigration policy and enforcement.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/the-american-people-are-not-anti-immigrant-we-are-concerned-about-the/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [“Sad, but true. Maybe I’ll spill something on him in Foods class, or accidentally stab him with a knife.” And I might have stabbed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/sad-but-true-maybe-i-ll-spill-something-on-him-in-foods-class-or/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) > [If you compare the size of our reserves of Saudi Arabia and the whole Middle East, it's like three times as much as all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/if-you-compare-the-size-of-our-reserves-of-saudi-arabia-and-the-whole/) [Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/tiara/chris-cannon/#itemlist", "name": "1 Tiara Quotes By Chris Cannon", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He pointed at my tiara. “Why are you wearing a crown?” I adjusted my freshly bedazzled head gear. “It’s a tiara and it’s part of the uniform when you’re the Pie Princess.” “And it doesn’t bother you to wear it?” He pushed his glasses up on his nose, framing his coffee-colored eyes. “Are you kidding? 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