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title: "59 Thursday night Quotes by 56 authors"
description: "Browse 59 Thursday night quotes by 56 authors. Discover the best Thursday night sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/817/jon-gruden-3924_football_i-m-going-to-scare-a-lot-of-kids-thursda_3129479.png"
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> [I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-gruden/i-m-going-to-scare-a-lot-of-kids-thursday-night/)

[Jon Gruden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-gruden/)

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> [Thursday night football should be illegal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-baldwin/thursday-night-football-should-be-illegal/)

[Doug Baldwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-baldwin/)

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> [Doing the games for the NFL Network on Thursday night on a short week, that's work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cris-collinsworth/doing-the-games-for-the-nfl-network-on-thursday-night-on-a-short-week/)

[Cris Collinsworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cris-collinsworth/)

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> [Who cares what Donald Trump tweeted, you know, on some Thursday night, if we fix America's big problems?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-ryan/who-cares-what-donald-trump-tweeted-you-know-on-some-thursday-night/)

[Paul Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-ryan/)

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> [For me, Thursday night football is a great time for me to enjoy the game with my family, as I'm not able…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-thielen/for-me-thursday-night-football-is-a-great-time-for-me-to-enjoy-the/)

[Adam Thielen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-thielen/)

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> [If you're on Thursday night at 8:30, because the history of that time slot has been so disastrous, there's a hell of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-hall/if-you-re-on-thursday-night-at-8-30-because-the-history-of-that-time/)

[Brad Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-hall/)

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> [Right after retiring I didn't want to be on the road 16 weeks a year - leaving on a Thursday night and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-sehorn/right-after-retiring-i-didn-t-want-to-be-on-the-road-16-weeks-a-year/)

[Jason Sehorn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-sehorn/)

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> [I was hoping to get a reception like this, I'd just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-dean/i-was-hoping-to-get-a-reception-like-this-i-d-just-hoped-that-it/)

[Howard Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-dean/)

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> [“This Thursday night felt like adolescence: exquisitely painful and sharply beautiful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-moriarty/this-thursday-night-felt-like-adolescence-exquisitely-painful-and/)

[Liane Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liane-moriarty/)

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> [If someone's a nurse and they're going to the Comedy Cellar on a Thursday night and they paid $30 and a two-drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-sherman/if-someone-s-a-nurse-and-they-re-going-to-the-comedy-cellar-on-a/)

[Sarah Sherman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-sherman/)

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> [President Obama on Thursday night hosted what may be the first Seder in the White House. And, in a sign of popularity,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/president-obama-on-thursday-night-hosted-what-may-be-the-first-seder/)

[Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/)

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> [“Thursday, the-night-of-the-date, comes and goes, leaving a school bus tire track across Desi's heart, fear abrading her mind until she can think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-stark/thursday-the-night-of-the-date-comes-and-goes-leaving-a-school-bus/)

[Sara Stark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-stark/)

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> [“He invited me to dinner Thursday night," Rusty said. "I'm going to have to go to his house." "I don't think he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penelope-rivers/he-invited-me-to-dinner-thursday-night-rusty-said-i-m-going-to-have/)

[Penelope Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penelope-rivers/)

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> [People don't have to go to cable news or network news. Live sports is the one of many things that's kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-blodget/people-don-t-have-to-go-to-cable-news-or-network-news-live-sports-is/)

[Henry Blodget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-blodget/)

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> [Sometimes I'm writing for magazines on assignment, but the university has to be patient with me. I mean, during the ten-week periods…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pam-houston/sometimes-i-m-writing-for-magazines-on-assignment-but-the-university/)

[Pam Houston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pam-houston/)

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> [Audiences are so much more sophisticated than they've ever been. They expect a lot more. I don't think because it's an hour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-q/audiences-are-so-much-more-sophisticated-than-they-ve-ever-been-they/)

[Maggie Q](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-q/)

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> [“Ted has a friend that owns a club. They’re looking for a piano player on Thursday nights. I was thinking about it…”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-anastasia/ted-has-a-friend-that-owns-a-club-they-re-looking-for-a-piano-player/)

[Debra Anastasia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debra-anastasia/)

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> [At the end of Season 1 of 'Cheers', it was the lowest rated show in all of network television... So we turn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-littlefield/at-the-end-of-season-1-of-cheers-it-was-the-lowest-rated-show-in-all/)

[Warren Littlefield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-littlefield/)

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> [The Thursday night game is by far the most difficult game to prepare for. You can't get into as much depth as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-cassel/the-thursday-night-game-is-by-far-the-most-difficult-game-to-prepare/)

[Matt Cassel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-cassel/)

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> [I would not want to be the Europa League in the current format, that's for sure. Thursday night games are difficult to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-pardew/i-would-not-want-to-be-the-europa-league-in-the-current-format-that-s/)

[Alan Pardew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-pardew/)

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> [“Lynnette and me were wondering that, if it’s alright with ya, since it’s Thursday night, ya know, ‘thirsty Thursday,’ and we’re kinda…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-a-bartol/lynnette-and-me-were-wondering-that-if-it-s-alright-with-ya-since-it/)

[Amy A. Bartol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-a-bartol/)

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> [There is a velvety sensuality here at the mouth of the Mississippi that you won't find anywhere else. Tell me what the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrei-codrescu/there-is-a-velvety-sensuality-here-at-the-mouth-of-the-mississippi/)

[Andrei Codrescu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrei-codrescu/)

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> [There is a velvety sensuality here at the mouth of the Mississippi that you won't find anywhere else. Tell me what the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrei-codrescu/there-is-a-velvety-sensuality-here-at-the-mouth-of-the-mississippi-2/)

[Andrei Codrescu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrei-codrescu/)

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> [“True love isn’t something you pick; it’s something the universe picks for you. It’s like you’re born knowing this woman can cook…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adriana-locke/true-love-isn-t-something-you-pick-it-s-something-the-universe-picks-2/)

[Adriana Locke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adriana-locke/)

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> [For me, my entry point, when I was old enough, was the skinhead/suedehead thing, sort of like '70/'71. People didn't have much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-weller/for-me-my-entry-point-when-i-was-old-enough-was-the-skinhead/)

[Paul Weller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-weller/)

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> [What happened is I was going to college in 1950. L. A. City College. A guy I knew was going to an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clint-eastwood/what-happened-is-i-was-going-to-college-in-1950-l-a-city-college-a/)

[Clint Eastwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clint-eastwood/)

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> [“Bee co-champs Ansun Sujoe, left, and Sriram Hathwar get a victory confetti shower Thursday. 656 words Spelling bee: For the first time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/bee-co-champs-ansun-sujoe-left-and-sriram-hathwar-get-a-victory/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Thursday night is pasta night," I say. "I left you guys a lasagna Bolognese, garlic knots, and roasted broccolini. Ian is going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacey-ballis/thursday-night-is-pasta-night-i-say-i-left-you-guys-a-lasagna/)

[Stacey Ballis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacey-ballis/)

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> [“Bannon and the Breitbart editors had the same reaction and immediately turned on Megyn Kelly, with a fusillade of negative articles. She…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joshua-green/bannon-and-the-breitbart-editors-had-the-same-reaction-and/)

[Joshua Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joshua-green/)

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> [“God is the ultimate recycler. We have a good planet here. It has its troubles, yes. We have overpopulation, we have pollution,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/god-is-the-ultimate-recycler-we-have-a-good-planet-here-it-has-its/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

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> [“You know what the problem is?” I tell him, gesturing to the bar, which is quite busy for a Thursday night. “It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/you-know-what-the-problem-is-i-tell-him-gesturing-to-the-bar-which-is/)

[Karina Halle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karina-halle/)

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> [“That night, Marlboro Man and I had a date. It was the Thursday night before our wedding, and the rehearsal dinner was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/that-night-marlboro-man-and-i-had-a-date-it-was-the-thursday-night/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

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> [“YOU’RE NO ANGEL, you know how this stuff comes to happen: Friday is payday and it’s been a gray day sogged by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-woodrell/you-re-no-angel-you-know-how-this-stuff-comes-to-happen-friday-is/)

[Daniel Woodrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-woodrell/)

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> [“My interest in comics was scribbled over with a revived, energized passion for clothes, records, and music. I'd wandered in late to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grant-morrison/my-interest-in-comics-was-scribbled-over-with-a-revived-energized/)

[Grant Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grant-morrison/)

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> [We did what we are supposed to. We protected home. We have to try to do it again Thursday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lebron-james/we-did-what-we-are-supposed-to-we-protected-home-we-have-to-try-to-do/)

[LeBron James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lebron-james/)

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> [“Thursday night at nine o’clock. Be my plus one?   My fingers hovered above the screen for only a moment.   Yes.     LIBERTY”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/santino-hassell/thursday-night-at-nine-o-clock-be-my-plus-one-my-fingers-hovered/)

[Santino Hassell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/santino-hassell/)

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> [I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-ryder/i-may-have-been-invisible-tonight-on-wwe-raw-but-i-ll-be-invincible/)

[Zack Ryder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-ryder/)

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> [We covered so much ground on Thursday night that it took us half and hour. I'm not trying to look for excuses…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-boateng/we-covered-so-much-ground-on-thursday-night-that-it-took-us-half-and/)

[George Boateng](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-boateng/)

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> ['Parks and Rec' is definitely a mainstream show - the group that watches it on TV on Thursday night is small, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-scott/parks-and-rec-is-definitely-a-mainstream-show-the-group-that-watches/)

[Adam Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-scott/)

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> [As loud as fans were , they need to go home now and start soaking up a lot of tea, drinking a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lebron-james/as-loud-as-fans-were-they-need-to-go-home-now-and-start-soaking-up-a/)

[LeBron James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lebron-james/)

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                        "text": "“Lynnette and me were wondering that, if it’s alright with ya, since it’s Thursday night, ya know, ‘thirsty Thursday,’ and we’re kinda invited to this party, well we thought that maybe ya could close the library without us tonight, eh?” Autumn asks, standing in front of the circulation desk where I sit with a worn copy of poetry. She can’t help playing with her long brown hair, nervously pulling strands from the back while straightening it out. At the same time, she is casting glances at Lynette who is watching us from the racks of current journals. I don’t glance up at Autumn because I don’t need”",
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                        "text": "There is a velvety sensuality here at the mouth of the Mississippi that you won't find anywhere else. Tell me what the air feels like at 3 AM on a Thursday night in late August in Shaker Heights, and I bet that you won't be able to say because nobody stays up that late. But in New Orleans, I'll tell you, it's like ink and honey passed through silver moonlight.",
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                        "text": "“True love isn’t something you pick; it’s something the universe picks for you. It’s like you’re born knowing this woman can cook your sausage patties the way you like, will humor your Thursday night poker games, and will stand by your side as you fight whatever life throws you just because you’re you. For no other reason. That,” he says, jabbing a finger my way, “is true love.”",
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                        "text": "For me, my entry point, when I was old enough, was the skinhead/suedehead thing, sort of like '70/'71. People didn't have much money - they would save up, or whatever - but everyone always dressed up. You'd go to a dance at the football club on a Thursday night and all of us kids - all of us from maybe like 12 to 16 - were all dressed up.",
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                        "text": "What happened is I was going to college in 1950. L. A. City College. A guy I knew was going to an acting class on Thursday nights. He started telling me about all the good-lookin' chicks and said, \"Why don't you go with me?\" So I probably had some motivation beyond thoughts of being an actor. And sure enough, he was right. There were a lot of girls and not many guys. I said, \"Yeah, they need me here.\" I wound up at Universal as a contract player.",
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                        "text": "“Bee co-champs Ansun Sujoe, left, and Sriram Hathwar get a victory confetti shower Thursday. 656 words Spelling bee: For the first time in 52 years, two spellers were declared co-champions of the 2014 Scripps National Spelling Bee. Sriram Hathwar, of Painted Post, N.Y., and Ansun Sujoe, of Fort Worth, Texas, shared the title after a final-round duel Thursday night in which they nearly exhausted the 25 designated championship words. After they spelled a dozen words correctly in a row, they both were named champions. In the final round, Hathwar correctly spelled “stichomythia,” dialogue especially of altercation delivered by two actors. Sujoe correctly spelled “feuilleton,” the features section of a European newspaper or magazine. They became the fourth co-champions in the bee’s history and the first since 1962.”",
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                        "text": "“Thursday night is pasta night,\" I say. \"I left you guys a lasagna Bolognese, garlic knots, and roasted broccolini. Ian is going to make the Caesar salad table side.\" Thursday is the day I come in only to train Ian, so on Wednesdays I always leave something for an easy pasta night. Either a baked dish, or a sauce and parboiled pasta for easy finishing, some prepped salad stuff, and a simple dessert. \"Awesome. Does the lasagna have the chunks of sausage in it?\" I narrow my eyes at him. \"Robert Adam Farber, would I leave you a lasagna without chunks of sausage in it?\" I say with fake insult in my voice. \"No, El, you totally have my back on all things meat. What's for dessert?\" \"Lemon olive oil cake with homemade vanilla bean gelato.”",
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                        "text": "“Bannon and the Breitbart editors had the same reaction and immediately turned on Megyn Kelly, with a fusillade of negative articles. She became the newest Breitbart narrative: the back-stabbing, self-promoting betrayer-of-the-cause. And Breitbart became the locus of pro-Trump, anti-Fox conservative anger. Between Thursday night, when the debate took place, and Sunday evening, Breitbart published twenty-five stories on Kelly, and the site’s editor in chief, Alex Marlow, went on CNN to accuse Fox News of “trying to take out Donald Trump” and staging “a gotcha debate.” The intensity of Republican anger stunned Fox News executives. The debate had drawn a record 24 million viewers. Now many of them were apoplectic at the network’s top talent. “In the beginning, virtually 100 percent of the emails were against Megyn Kelly,” a Fox source told New York’s Gabriel Sherman. “Roger was not happy. Most of the Fox viewers were taking Trump’s side.” Word spread through the building that Kelly was furious and had personally complained to Ailes. By Sunday, the attacks against her showed no sign of letting up, as other conservative opinion makers, such as radio host Mark Levin, agreed that her questions to Trump had been “unfair.” In a panic, Ailes called Bannon and begged him to call off the attacks. “Steve, this isn’t fair, and it’s killing us,” Ailes said. “You have to stop it.” “Fuck that, that was outrageous what she did!” Bannon retorted. “She pulled every trick out of the leftist playbook.” “You’ve gotta knock this crap off, Steve.” “Not until she backs off Trump—she’s still going after him on her show.” “She’s the star of this network! Cut it out!” The call ended without resolution. Bannon and Ailes would not speak again for almost a year.”",
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                        "text": "“God is the ultimate recycler. We have a good planet here. It has its troubles, yes. We have overpopulation, we have pollution, we have global warming, we have the Thursday night television lineup,” more laughter, “and, of course, we have the infected. We have a lot of problems on Earth, and it might seem like a great idea to hold the Rapture now—why wait? Let’s move on to Heaven, and leave the trials and tribulations of our earthly existence behind us. Let’s get while the getting’s good, and beat the rush. “It might seem like a great idea, but I don’t think it is, for the same reason I don’t think it’s a great idea for a first grader to stand up and say that he’s learned enough, he’s done with school, thanks a lot but he’s got it from here. Compared to God, we’re barely out of kindergarten, and like any good teacher, I don’t believe He intends to let us out of class just because we’re finding the lessons a little difficult. I don’t know whether I believe in the Rapture or not. I believe that if God wants to do it, He will… but I don’t believe that it’s coming in our lifetime. We have too much work left to do right here.”",
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                        "text": "“You know what the problem is?” I tell him, gesturing to the bar, which is quite busy for a Thursday night. “It’s that right now everyone is on their phones. Everyone has that ‘me, me, me instant gratification’ shit going on and so when the going gets rough in a relationship, as it always does, they bail. They bail because they have a million other people on their phone, on those fucking apps, all waiting for a hook-up or a date. A million people around the corner, with their perfect filtered photos uploaded, their bios updated and edited so they all represent the perfect fake versions of themselves. So even when you’re on a date with one person, you can look at your phone and go to the next person, have your fun, then go to the next. It’s not fucking dating man, it’s shopping.”",
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