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title: "5 Threw Water Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [Give me a mirror.Or holy water. I'll drink it,even!" I gasped as someone threw water on the side of my face. "A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiersten-white/give-me-a-mirror-or-holy-water-i-ll-drink-it-even-i-gasped-as-someone/)

[Kiersten White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiersten-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/kiersten-white-398_being-nice_give-me-a-mirror-or-holy-water-i-ll-drin_41348.png)

> [I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/breckin-meyer/i-once-threw-a-water-balloon-on-a-girl-because-i-caught-her-cheating/)

[Breckin Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/breckin-meyer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c31/breckin-meyer-27358_balloon_i-once-threw-a-water-balloon-on-a-girl-b_254689.jpg)

> [Mircea must have heard us come in, but he continued what he was doing. He stood with his back to us, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/mircea-must-have-heard-us-come-in-but-he-continued-what-he-was-doing/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14e/karen-chance-1416_bare-skin_mircea-must-have-heard-us-come-in-but-he_360457.jpg)

> [“You took a seal club and threw it in the water." Watson's response: "Well holy shit. The jerk was about to bash…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-dawn/you-took-a-seal-club-and-threw-it-in-the-water-watson-s-response-well/)

[Karen Dawn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-dawn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd9/karen-dawn-22895_animal-rights_you-took-a-seal-club-and-threw-it-in-the_1179070.jpg)

> [“This song is dedicated to Frank Zappa, and River Phoenix, Fred Gwynne who played Herman Munster, Dixie Lee Ray, Thomas P, Tip…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-cobain/this-song-is-dedicated-to-frank-zappa-and-river-phoenix-fred-gwynne/)

[Kurt Cobain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-cobain/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/kurt-cobain-1260_song_this-song-is-dedicated-to-frank-zappa-an_2593464.jpg)

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