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title: "3 Threw Brick Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allen-carr/modern-man-threw-a-brick-through-his-own-window-in-order-to-sell/)

[Allen Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allen-carr/)

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> [“A brick could be used as a flying decision inducer. You could have said yes before I threw the brick, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-flying-decision-inducer-you-could-have/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“If you threw a brick at someone you would be responsible for them feeling pain, presumably,' Libby said. 'But if you do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scarlett-thomas/if-you-threw-a-brick-at-someone-you-would-be-responsible-for-them/)

[Scarlett Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scarlett-thomas/)

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