--- title: "9 Thought Vampire Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Thought Vampire quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Thought Vampire sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/j-r-ward-148_beth_perfect-date-material-she-thought-a-vamp_3134462.png" --- > [Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage. ---Beth about Wrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/perfect-date-material-she-thought-a-vampire-with-the-social/) [J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/j-r-ward-148_beth_perfect-date-material-she-thought-a-vamp_3134462.png) > [I thought, 'Who is the first vampire ever? It's Peter Murphy!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-slade/i-thought-who-is-the-first-vampire-ever-it-s-peter-murphy/) [David Slade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-slade/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74b/david-slade-12638_first_i-thought-who-is-the-first-vampire-ever_290427.jpg) > [“So all this time you thought I was a vampire? ' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/so-all-this-time-you-thought-i-was-a-vampire-edwart-whispered/) [The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e42/the-harvard-lampoon-22750_animals_so-all-this-time-you-thought-i-was-a-vam_751983.jpg) > [“Sunset was only thirty minutes gone when some pissant vampire waylaid Deacon on his way to Theriault's. One of those younger shits…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meljean-brook/sunset-was-only-thirty-minutes-gone-when-some-pissant-vampire-waylaid/) [Meljean Brook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meljean-brook/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3e/meljean-brook-8838_sunsets_sunset-was-only-thirty-minutes-gone-when_2616291.jpg) > [Anyone who meets you and doesn't want to get to know you and be part of your life is stupid. I saw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbi-glines/anyone-who-meets-you-and-doesn-t-want-to-get-to-know-you-and-be-part/) [Abbi Glines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbi-glines/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/042/abbi-glines-421_blood_anyone-who-meets-you-and-doesn-t-want-to_642371.jpg) > [“Daniel came to sit beside me, ignoring my wariness and settling into the thin, worn cushion. “Who’d you think I was that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-b-wade/daniel-came-to-sit-beside-me-ignoring-my-wariness-and-settling-into/) [Angela B. Wade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-b-wade/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb5/angela-b-wade-29525_quote_daniel-came-to-sit-beside-me-ignoring-my_2151128.jpg) > [“What bothers you more?' he asks, leaning forward. 'The fact that I'm a vampire or the fact that you have me here,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-m-robinson/what-bothers-you-more-he-asks-leaning-forward-the-fact-that-i-m-a/) [A.M. Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-m-robinson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da8/a-m-robinson-42883_flirting_what-bothers-you-more-he-asks-leaning-fo_2884606.jpg) > [“The shudder went all through him. Bones pressed me so close that his body ground into mine, jerking my head back with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/the-shudder-went-all-through-him-bones-pressed-me-so-close-that-his/) [Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/684/jeaniene-frost-335_rational-thought_the-shudder-went-all-through-him-bones-p_628506.png) > [“He led Aubrey and me to the front of the stage. His rich voice caressed the crowd. "We hope you enjoyed our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurell-k-hamilton/he-led-aubrey-and-me-to-the-front-of-the-stage-his-rich-voice/) [Laurell K. Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurell-k-hamilton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa5/laurell-k-hamilton-199_gaze_he-led-aubrey-and-me-to-the-front-of-the_1355458.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thought-vampire/#itemlist", "name": "Thought Vampire Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage. ---Beth about Wrath", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "J.R. 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Bones pressed me so close that his body ground into mine, jerking my head back with a thick handful of hair until our eyes locked. What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would bear results, it was clear from the way his gaze smoldered into mine. All of this should have frightened me, but it was as if my mind were incapable of rational thought. He was a vampire, a hit man, and had almost killed me...and nothing mattered more than the feel of him. 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I stared at Jean-Claude's smiling face and the matching scars: his chest, my arm. Jean-Claude's hand pulled me down into a bow. As the applause finally began to fade, Jean-Claude whispered, \"We need to talk, Anita. Your friend Catherine's life depends on your actions.\" I met his eyes and said, \"I killed the things that gave me this scar.\" He smiled broadly, showing just a hint of fang. \"What a lovely coincidence. So did I.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Laurell K. 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