--- title: "1 Thoth Quotes By Christian Bök" description: "1 Thoth quotes by Christian Bök. Plus more from Christian Bök and more Thoth sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51d/christian-b-k-33906_books_profs-who-go-to-knossos-to-look-for-book_1613966.jpg" --- > [“Profs who go to Knossos to look for books on Phobos or Kronos go on to jot down monophthongs ( kof or rho ) from two monoglot scrolls on Thoth, old god of Copts - both scrolls torn from hornbooks,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/profs-who-go-to-knossos-to-look-for-books-on-phobos-or-kronos-go-on/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51d/christian-b-k-33906_books_profs-who-go-to-knossos-to-look-for-book_1613966.jpg) ## More by Christian Bök > [“Blond trollops who don go-go boots flop pompoms nonstop to do promos for floorshows. Wow! Hot blonds who doff cotton frocks show off soft…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/blond-trollops-who-don-go-go-boots-flop-pompoms-nonstop-to-do-promos/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Hassan can watch, aghast, as databanks at NASDAQ graph hard data and chart a NASDAQ crash - a sharp fall that alarms staff at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/hassan-can-watch-aghast-as-databanks-at-nasdaq-graph-hard-data-and/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Hassan at Arab talks can canvass all satraps and ask that Arab banks back what grand plans Hassan has (dams and canals at Panama,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/hassan-at-arab-talks-can-canvass-all-satraps-and-ask-that-arab-banks/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Plasma blasts scald asphalt; napalm blasts parch macadam (glass shards act as haphazard abradants that sandblast all landwrack)...A mad labman at a lab crafts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/plasma-blasts-scald-asphalt-napalm-blasts-parch-macadam-glass-shards/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Pilgrims, digging in shifts, dig till midnight in mining pits, chipping flint with picks, drilling schist with drills, striking it rich mining zinc. Irish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/pilgrims-digging-in-shifts-dig-till-midnight-in-mining-pits-chipping/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“The creeks wend between beech trees, then end where freshets feed the meres (there, the speckled perch teem; there, the freckled newts rest). The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/the-creeks-wend-between-beech-trees-then-end-where-freshets-feed-the/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Thinking within strict limits is stifling”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/thinking-within-strict-limits-is-stifling/) [Christian Bok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Hassan drafts a Magna Carta and asks that a taxman pass a Tax Act - a cash grab that can tax all farmland and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/hassan-drafts-a-magna-carta-and-asks-that-a-taxman-pass-a-tax-act-a/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Profs who go to Knossos to look for books on Phobos or Kronos go on to jot down monophthongs ( kof or rho )…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/profs-who-go-to-knossos-to-look-for-books-on-phobos-or-kronos-go-on/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Scots from hogtowns or cowtowns work from cockcrow to moondown -- to chop down woodlots, to plow down cornrows.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/scots-from-hogtowns-or-cowtowns-work-from-cockcrow-to-moondown-to/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“A bacchant asks a madam (as drachmas pass hands): 'what carnal acts can a man transact?' A gal can grab a man's balls and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/a-bacchant-asks-a-madam-as-drachmas-pass-hands-what-carnal-acts-can-a/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Gulls churr; ducks cluck. Bulls plus bucks run thru buckrush; thus dun burrs clutch fur tufts. Ursus cubs plus Lupus pups hunt skunks. Curs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/gulls-churr-ducks-cluck-bulls-plus-bucks-run-thru-buckrush-thus-dun/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Hassan can, at a handclap, call a vassal at hand and ask that all staff plan a bacchanal - a gala ball that has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/hassan-can-at-a-handclap-call-a-vassal-at-hand-and-ask-that-all-staff/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) > [“Hassan gags and has an asthma attack - a catarrh as fatal as lhasa and hanta. Cramps as sharp as darts and barbs jab…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-b-k/hassan-gags-and-has-an-asthma-attack-a-catarrh-as-fatal-as-lhasa-and/) [Christian Bök](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-b-k/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thoth/christian-b-k/#itemlist", "name": "1 Thoth Quotes By Christian Bök", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Profs who go to Knossos to look for books on Phobos or Kronos go on to jot down monophthongs ( kof or rho ) from two monoglot scrolls on Thoth, old god of Copts - both scrolls torn from hornbooks, now grown brown from mold. Profs who gloss works of Woolf, Gogol, Frost or Corot look for books from Knopf: Oroonoko or Nostromo - not Hopscotch (nor Tlooth ). 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