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> [Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-myers/uh-oh-this-guy-needs-coffee-and-croolers-stat/)

[Mike Myers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-myers/)

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> [This guy makes coffee nervous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/this-guy-makes-coffee-nervous/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

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> [It's nothing personal, but I'm going to kill this guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-tyson/it-s-nothing-personal-but-i-m-going-to-kill-this-guy/)

[Mike Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-tyson/)

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> [... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/years-of-insanity-have-made-this-guy-crazy/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [This guy, Barack Obama's as bad as Hillary Clinton is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/this-guy-barack-obama-s-as-bad-as-hillary-clinton-is/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [Basically, this guy was a saint, so we drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-michaels/basically-this-guy-was-a-saint-so-we-drink/)

[Michelle Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-michaels/)

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> [ This guy \[Donald Trump\] is not going to get pushed around. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-giuliani/this-guy-donald-trump-is-not-going-to-get-pushed-around/)

[Rudy Giuliani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-giuliani/)

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> [ I funded this guy \[Ted Cruz\]. I gave him a check. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/i-funded-this-guy-ted-cruz-i-gave-him-a-check/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [Everyone should play like Adrian Peterson. This guy does everything full speed. Pro Bowl - promoting himself for MVP.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peyton-manning/everyone-should-play-like-adrian-peterson-this-guy-does-everything/)

[Peyton Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peyton-manning/)

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> [ Voters are saying "I like this guy \[Donald Trump\]. He just might shake this place up." ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-sessions/voters-are-saying-i-like-this-guy-donald-trump-he-just-might-shake/)

[Jeff Sessions](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-sessions/)

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> [I couldn't think of one clever way to stop this guy, so I just trusted to mindless violence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grant-morrison/i-couldn-t-think-of-one-clever-way-to-stop-this-guy-so-i-just-trusted/)

[Grant Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grant-morrison/)

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> [When you see a white guy at three in the morning on your beat in an alley, you kind of - "What's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-arpaio/when-you-see-a-white-guy-at-three-in-the-morning-on-your-beat-in-an/)

[Joe Arpaio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-arpaio/)

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> [When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/when-the-hell-is-warren-moon-going-to-retire-i-mean-this-guy-is-older/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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> [I have a deep appreciation for the wisdom of this guy , George Washington.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barack-obama/i-have-a-deep-appreciation-for-the-wisdom-of-this-guy-george/)

[Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barack-obama/)

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> [If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-i-wasn-t-an-actor-and-i-watched-my-films-i-could-easily-be-like/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I will do my best, and I promise I will give this guy a fight, and I have to win this fight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manny-pacquiao/i-will-do-my-best-and-i-promise-i-will-give-this-guy-a-fight-and-i/)

[Manny Pacquiao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/manny-pacquiao/)

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> [A couple of years ago this guy called Ken Brown wrote a book saying that Linus stole Linux from me It later…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-s-tanenbaum/a-couple-of-years-ago-this-guy-called-ken-brown-wrote-a-book-saying/)

[Andrew S. Tanenbaum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-s-tanenbaum/)

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> [The great thing about Burgess's work is the dichotomy of making the hero or anti-hero an immoral man. And that's what makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-mcdowell/the-great-thing-about-burgess-s-work-is-the-dichotomy-of-making-the/)

[Malcolm McDowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-mcdowell/)

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> [I guess you could say I'm the redemption of the fat man. A guy will be watching me on TV and see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mickey-lolich/i-guess-you-could-say-i-m-the-redemption-of-the-fat-man-a-guy-will-be/)

[Mickey Lolich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mickey-lolich/)

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> [I couldn't find any good pictures in magazines of ordinary modern street corners in America, so I persuaded this guy I knew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-crumb/i-couldn-t-find-any-good-pictures-in-magazines-of-ordinary-modern/)

[Robert Crumb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-crumb/)

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> [I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-was-in-a-cab-in-new-york-the-cab-had-a-sign-please-do-not-smoke/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/i-believe-in-pulling-yourself-up-by-your-own-bootstraps-i-believe-it/)

[Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/)

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> [I went to see the Terminator movie the other night. Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger came on the screen this guy in front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-went-to-see-the-terminator-movie-the-other-night-every-time-arnold/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [If I don't shut down my brain soon, my imagination will take off so far about what could be with this guy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-cohn/if-i-don-t-shut-down-my-brain-soon-my-imagination-will-take-off-so/)

[Rachel Cohn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-cohn/)

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> [It's very frustrating if you've never had an experience and somebody comes up to you and says, "I've just been on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-alan-wolf/it-s-very-frustrating-if-you-ve-never-had-an-experience-and-somebody/)

[Fred Alan Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-alan-wolf/)

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> [When you first hear about this guy (Stan Musial), you say, 'it can't be true.' When you first meet him you say,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-buck/when-you-first-hear-about-this-guy-stan-musial-you-say-it-can-t-be/)

[Jack Buck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-buck/)

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> [Eighty-five per cent of the crowd is going to fall in love with me - they're going to feel it, wow. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-vaynerchuk/eighty-five-per-cent-of-the-crowd-is-going-to-fall-in-love-with-me/)

[Gary Vaynerchuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-vaynerchuk/)

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> [Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-leary/yeah-well-if-you-eat-red-meat-it-stays-in-your-colon-for-fifteen/)

[Denis Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-leary/)

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> [People generally have the idea that Donald Trump is a great communicator. And the press has acknowledged this guy has extraordinary communication…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-ruddy/people-generally-have-the-idea-that-donald-trump-is-a-great/)

[Christopher Ruddy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-ruddy/)

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> [ What I think is bugging this guy \[Steven Lerner\] is the belief that debt - forced debt upon middle-class people, students (i.e.,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/what-i-think-is-bugging-this-guy-steven-lerner-is-the-belief-that/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [Mark my words.It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-biden/mark-my-words-it-will-not-be-six-months-before-the-world-tests-barack-2/)

[Joe Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-biden/)

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> [I think Donald Trump is totally unfit to be president of the United States. Let's not forget, this guy was one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-sanders/i-think-donald-trump-is-totally-unfit-to-be-president-of-the-united/)

[Bernie Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-sanders/)

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> [The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/the-arresting-officer-who-i-had-literally-known-all-my-life-you-know/)

[Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/)

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> [What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/what-causes-homophobia-what-is-it-that-makes-the-heterosexual-man/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [ I had my back against the wall. He \[Gary Hinman\] said, I'm going to tell the police what you did to me.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-beausoleil/i-had-my-back-against-the-wall-he-gary-hinman-said-i-m-going-to-tell/)

[Bobby Beausoleil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-beausoleil/)

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> [ I was living in New York, so I just rode my motorcycle up to the set \[of New Jack City\]. So first… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judd-nelson/i-was-living-in-new-york-so-i-just-rode-my-motorcycle-up-to-the-set/)

[Judd Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judd-nelson/)

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> [My teacher introduced me to this photographer Eugène Atget. He was a French photographer in the late 1800s up until 1927 in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-vespa/my-teacher-introduced-me-to-this-photographer-eug-ne-atget-he-was-a/)

[Jeff Vespa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-vespa/)

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> [I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-was-driving-in-manhattan-there-s-traffic-nobody-s-moving-the-guy/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [ I wrote \[Valley of Violence\] entirely with James Ransone in mind. I get such a joy out of watching his performance and… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ti-west/i-wrote-valley-of-violence-entirely-with-james-ransone-in-mind-i-get/)

[Ti West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ti-west/)

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> [ Seth \[Rogen\] had written a script with this guy, Evan \[Goldberg\], who none of us knew, and he was prepared to move… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-krumholtz/seth-rogen-had-written-a-script-with-this-guy-evan-goldberg-who-none/)

[David Krumholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-krumholtz/)

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                        "text": "Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!\" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! \"This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!",
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                        "text": "The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, \"Yeah. They call me, \"Tater Salad!\" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, \"Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?\"",
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                        "text": "What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we have weak sales resistance. We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right. Men think, 'Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store thinking it's a shoe store and the salesmen says, 'Just hold this guy's hand, walk around a little bit, see how it feels. No obligation, no pressure, just try it.'",
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                        "text": "I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at me. I decided that I'm gonna argue with this guy, but I'm gonna argue about something else. I'm not having his argument; I'm having mine. So, he's like, 'Go!' And I go, 'Well give me back my jacket!' And he stopped. I was like, 'Yeah, you got my jacket! Give it back! I said you could borrow it, not have it! You're stretching it out, you fat pig! Give it back, now!' He got back in his car, and he locked his doors.",
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