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> [“You have thirty minutes. You do not have time for back rubs. Oh, next time remember to button your boxers, okay? The servants would have a heart attack if they saw that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/you-have-thirty-minutes-you-do-not-have-time-for-back-rubs-oh-next/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

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## More by Kylie Chan

> [“The Serpent raises its head from the water and slides onto the ice, the stars blazing above in the night sky. The Turtle sinks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/the-serpent-raises-its-head-from-the-water-and-slides-onto-the-ice/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“The water brightened. The Serpent drifted upwards. The sunlight made streaks of vivid blue in the water. The Serpent reached the surface and lay,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/the-water-brightened-the-serpent-drifted-upwards-the-sunlight-made/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“What? Oh shit, my head. Can't you just leave me alone, woman? I'm dying here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/what-oh-shit-my-head-can-t-you-just-leave-me-alone-woman-i-m-dying/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“If I don't talk to him, he'll start contacting both of you telepathically and I know what a pain in the ass that is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/if-i-don-t-talk-to-him-he-ll-start-contacting-both-of-you/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“At the bottom of the Mariana Trench, where the water is freezing and dark, a great black Serpent sleeps in the mud.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/at-the-bottom-of-the-mariana-trench-where-the-water-is-freezing-and/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“The Serpent woke. It raised its head from the silky soft mud, then slithered forward, leaving an elegant trail. It threw itself up into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/the-serpent-woke-it-raised-its-head-from-the-silky-soft-mud-then/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“What the hell were you doing at the Hurrah? You won't find a date there, none of them are into chicks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/what-the-hell-were-you-doing-at-the-hurrah-you-won-t-find-a-date/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“Disaster area. I've seen some messy offices, Leo, but his absolutely has to win first prize.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/disaster-area-i-ve-seen-some-messy-offices-leo-but-his-absolutely-has/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“Stop dithering and get in here, woman. I need you!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/stop-dithering-and-get-in-here-woman-i-need-you/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“The Turtle raises its head above the water and watches the glittering coloured lights beneath the blazing stars of the Northern Heavens, wondering why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/the-turtle-raises-its-head-above-the-water-and-watches-the-glittering/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“Oh, he thinks if he throws enough obnoxious sexist rubbish at me I'll call him out, and then I'm to blame for all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/oh-he-thinks-if-he-throws-enough-obnoxious-sexist-rubbish-at-me-i-ll/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“The Serpent slides through the black icy water of the Antarctic, wreathed in permanent darkness. The Turtle hides from the weak Arctic sun beneath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/the-serpent-slides-through-the-black-icy-water-of-the-antarctic/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“You have thirty minutes. You do not have time for back rubs. Oh, next time remember to button your boxers, okay? The servants would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/you-have-thirty-minutes-you-do-not-have-time-for-back-rubs-oh-next/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“The Serpent sleeps buried in the silken mud at the bottom of the sea. The water is freezing and dark and suffocating. The Serpent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/the-serpent-sleeps-buried-in-the-silken-mud-at-the-bottom-of-the-sea/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

> [“The Serpent lies on the carpet, alone. The city lights shine through the windows. It raises its head and tastes things gone; it drops…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kylie-chan/the-serpent-lies-on-the-carpet-alone-the-city-lights-shine-through/)

[Kylie Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kylie-chan/)

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