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title: "3 Thirty Married Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [“he'd replace the window, but the kid was sleeping in his room from now until she was thirty and married to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/he-d-replace-the-window-but-the-kid-was-sleeping-in-his-room-from-now/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d12/christopher-moore-353_married_he-d-replace-the-window-but-the-kid-was_1689317.png)

> [“He was thirty-four when he married and the decision was less an impulse of sexual or psychological need than a conviction that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-d-james-2/he-was-thirty-four-when-he-married-and-the-decision-was-less-an/)

[P.D. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-d-james-2/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75a/p-d-james-7898_celibate_he-was-thirty-four-when-he-married-and-t_2430345.jpg)

> [“I'm thirty-four." "You don't look thirty-four." "That's because I'm not married." Mae's smile felt as if it were set in concrete. "Marriage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/i-m-thirty-four-you-don-t-look-thirty-four-that-s-because-i-m-not/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06a/jennifer-crusie-2092_age_i-m-thirty-four-you-don-t-look-thirty-fo_3174112.png)

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