--- title: "20 Thinking Quotes By Derek Landy" description: "20 Thinking quotes by Derek Landy. Plus more from Derek Landy and more Thinking sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/083/derek-landy-826_allergic_kindness-suits-you-really-i-think-i-m-qu_2548708.png" --- > [Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/kindness-suits-you-really-i-think-i-m-quite-allergic-to-it/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/083/derek-landy-826_allergic_kindness-suits-you-really-i-think-i-m-qu_2548708.png) > [Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/come-and-have-a-go-if-you-think-you-re-hard-enough/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46e/derek-landy-826_come_come-and-have-a-go-if-you-think-you-re-h_2384857.png) > [Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/is-he-all-scarred-now-magic-gets-rid-of-most-physical-scars-but-i/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7f/derek-landy-826_magic_is-he-all-scarred-now-magic-gets-rid-of_2252738.png) > [I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-kill-a-sofa-for-you-and-you-go-and-sit-in-a-chair-skulduggery-asked/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d0/derek-landy-826_appreciate_i-kill-a-sofa-for-you-and-you-go-and-sit_893528.png) > [They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/they-might-be-kittens-she-said-hopefully-they-re-stalking-us-they/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ff/derek-landy-826_dogs_they-might-be-kittens-she-said-hopefully_643560.png) > [I think zombies are kind of cute.” “Seriously?” “I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-think-zombies-are-kind-of-cute-seriously-i-may-be-thinking-about/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3f/derek-landy-826_bunnies_i-think-zombies-are-kind-of-cute-serious_204528.jpg) > [You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-make-a-good-point-fletcher-conceded-see-there-s-a-reason-why-you/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f90/derek-landy-826_boys_you-make-a-good-point-fletcher-conceded_745115.png) > [Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/personally-i-think-knees-should-be-kept-for-the-eighth-or-ninth-date/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c68/derek-landy-826_darling_personally-i-think-knees-should-be-kept_2142423.png) > [Do you think it would be quite so easy to kill them now that your weapon has been destroyed?' he sneered. 'No,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/do-you-think-it-would-be-quite-so-easy-to-kill-them-now-that-your/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc1/derek-landy-826_easy_do-you-think-it-would-be-quite-so-easy-t_212761.png) > [It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It does much more that that,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/it-s-a-very-small-object-to-be-capable-of-doing-many-wonderful-things/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3f/derek-landy-826_angry_it-s-a-very-small-object-to-be-capable-o_285647.png) > [The problem with living so long is that we get used to it. We watch the mortals age and wither and die…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-problem-with-living-so-long-is-that-we-get-used-to-it-we-watch/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69e/derek-landy-826_age_the-problem-with-living-so-long-is-that_951957.png) > [Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/do-you-think-we-ll-be-waiting-long-valkyrie-asked-keeping-her-voice/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c79/derek-landy-826_accused_do-you-think-we-ll-be-waiting-long-valky_2019793.jpg) > [So that plan worked out well.' Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-that-plan-worked-out-well-skulduggery-your-entire-plan-consisted/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebd/derek-landy-826_plans_so-that-plan-worked-out-well-skulduggery_1561566.jpg) > [Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/clarabelle-laughed-like-she-d-just-heard-the-funniest-thing-ever-of/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c20/derek-landy-826_heard_clarabelle-laughed-like-she-d-just-heard_3079629.png) > [He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-what-it-was-it-started-with-f/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png) > [You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-accused-me-of-murder-do-you-make-a-habit-of-bringing-schoolgirls/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/947/derek-landy-826_accused_you-accused-me-of-murder-do-you-make-a-h_2135008.png) > [Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/tanith-frowned-did-people-still-go-on-dates-any-more-she-was-sure/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be0/derek-landy-826_blast_tanith-frowned-did-people-still-go-on-da_2643227.png) > [I was wondering how you were going to punish me for not confiding in you. Punishment, actually, is something I've thought about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-was-wondering-how-you-were-going-to-punish-me-for-not-confiding-in/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1a/derek-landy-826_come-up_i-was-wondering-how-you-were-going-to-pu_692711.jpg) > [Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms. “This?” she said. “But I’ve had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/mum-said-earlier-what-a-lovely-dress-you-re-wearing-beryl-s-eyebrows/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/derek-landy-826_dresses_mum-said-earlier-what-a-lovely-dress-you_1399268.jpg) > [You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him-uh-no-she-s-like-i-said-she-s/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/derek-landy-826_clue_you-think-bernadette-maguire-killed-him_2830080.jpg) ## Other authors on Thinking - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-barack-obama-16275.jpg) Barack Obama 447 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/barack-obama/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rush-limbaugh-81741.jpg) Rush Limbaugh 440 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/rush-limbaugh/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-donald-trump-30060.jpg) Donald Trump 357 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/donald-trump/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-hillary-clinton-42043.jpg) Hillary Clinton 292 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/hillary-clinton/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-frederick-lenz-36205.jpg) Frederick Lenz 243 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/frederick-lenz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-cassandra-clare-21529.jpg) Cassandra Clare 184 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/cassandra-clare/) - [Ralph Waldo Emerson 161 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/ralph-waldo-emerson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-noam-chomsky-71799.jpg) Noam Chomsky 161 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/noam-chomsky/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b003/author-albert-einstein-10494.jpg) Albert Einstein 146 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/albert-einstein/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sherrilyn-kenyon-84925.jpg) Sherrilyn Kenyon 143 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/sherrilyn-kenyon/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-taylor-swift-89132.jpg) Taylor Swift 137 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/taylor-swift/) ## More by Derek Landy > [Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/stephanie-could-see-the-greed-seep-into-the-watery-eyes-of-her-father/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/strike-from-the-shadows-disapear-into-darkness/) [derek landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/but-if-you-can-confront-your-inner-demons-i-did-confront-my-inner/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-a-clue-look-like-tanith-whispered-stephanie-fought-the/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-took-her-hand-in-his-and-knelt-before-her-valkyrie-looked-at-him/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-find-it-rude-to-laugh-at-a-man-with-a-sword/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-she-asked-again-he-pointed-ahead-of-them-see-that-what-the-snow/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-baron-unfortunately-turns-it-all-the-way-up-to-eleven-seriously/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/valkyrie-walked-over-to-her-since-she-had-met-her-all-she-d-wanted-to/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-ve-always-been-a-monster-scapegrace-told-her-but-now-finally-my/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-rain-battered-the-cottage-valkyrie-risked-a-look-up-at/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-no-such-thing-as-winning-or-losing-there-is-won-and-there-is/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-liked-murder-murder-and-long-walks-had-been-two-of-his-favorite/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skulduggery-i-want-to-kill-most/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-don-t-need-a-cure-the-other-zombie-said-that-s-right-scapegrace/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/derek-landy/#itemlist", "name": "20 Thinking Quotes By Derek Landy", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Kindness suits you.\" \"Really? 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Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, \"Let's get up close and then see what happens.\"' All the same,' he said, 'I think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-that-plan-worked-out-well-skulduggery-your-entire-plan-consisted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebd/derek-landy-826_plans_so-that-plan-worked-out-well-skulduggery_1561566.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebd/derek-landy-826_plans_so-that-plan-worked-out-well-skulduggery_1561566.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebd/derek-landy-826_plans_so-that-plan-worked-out-well-skulduggery_1561566.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So that plan worked out well.' 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Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're thinking of, though. To the other one. The one that ends with P. do you want to know what it was? It was troop.\" She frowned. \"Wait that's not a word.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-what-it-was-it-started-with-f/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/derek-landy-826_bad-word_he-said-a-bad-word-do-you-want-to-know-w_2274967.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. 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Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. 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Any eighty-year-old, man or woman. “I think you’ve really grown into it,” Valkyrie said. “I always thought it was a little shapeless.” Valkyrie resisted the urge to say that was what she meant.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/mum-said-earlier-what-a-lovely-dress-you-re-wearing-beryl-s-eyebrows/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/derek-landy-826_dresses_mum-said-earlier-what-a-lovely-dress-you_1399268.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/derek-landy-826_dresses_mum-said-earlier-what-a-lovely-dress-you_1399268.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/derek-landy-826_dresses_mum-said-earlier-what-a-lovely-dress-you_1399268.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know, but…” “She could be a ninja.” “She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.” “I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?” “What?” “How about throwing stars?” “This is ridiculous.” “Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? 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