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> [“Ever killed anyone with a spoon?" she asked him. "Uhhh..." "Me neither, but I'm thinking of trying.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/ever-killed-anyone-with-a-spoon-she-asked-him-uhhh-me-neither-but-i-m/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

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## More by Rob J. Hayes

> [“An inch lower and it would have taken of his nipple, not that he could see any reason for a man to keep his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/an-inch-lower-and-it-would-have-taken-of-his-nipple-not-that-he-could/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“Good orders should always be questioned,” Stillwater said. “Bad orders should always be ignored.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/good-orders-should-always-be-questioned-stillwater-said-bad-orders/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“Nothing made a weak man feel strong like someone weaker to beat upon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/nothing-made-a-weak-man-feel-strong-like-someone-weaker-to-beat-upon/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“The white city of Sarth in the Holy Empire of Sarth they called it but Betrim reckoned they'd get far more folk like himself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/the-white-city-of-sarth-in-the-holy-empire-of-sarth-they-called-it/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“Power ain’t what ya reckon it’ll be. Don’t mean ya get ta do what ya want all the time; means ya gotta do what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/power-ain-t-what-ya-reckon-it-ll-be-don-t-mean-ya-get-ta-do-what-ya/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“First one turned up at my family's ranch jus' days aft' I buried my parents. Arbiter Colm he called himself.” Betrim fixed Green with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/first-one-turned-up-at-my-family-s-ranch-jus-days-aft-i-buried-my/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“Ever killed anyone with a spoon?" she asked him. "Uhhh..." "Me neither, but I'm thinking of trying.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/ever-killed-anyone-with-a-spoon-she-asked-him-uhhh-me-neither-but-i-m/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“Jezzet there isn't a man in this room who hasn't spent at least some time staring at you and you're without doubt the most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/jezzet-there-isn-t-a-man-in-this-room-who-hasn-t-spent-at-least-some/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [ “\[...\]but Lady Fairweather opposed the decision. Shortly afterwards she suffered from a sudden and unexpected case of being stabbed to death. She did not… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/but-lady-fairweather-opposed-the-decision-shortly-afterwards-she/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“I’m many things, Deun, but I ain’t a liar,” Drake lied.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/i-m-many-things-deun-but-i-ain-t-a-liar-drake-lied/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

> [“Beeeeeeeeeer" slurred the drunk from the floor; stirring to life at the sound of alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-j-hayes/beeeeeeeeeer-slurred-the-drunk-from-the-floor-stirring-to-life-at-the/)

[Rob J. Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-j-hayes/)

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