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> [“I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/i-am-a-crab-i-am-thinking-crabby-thoughts-i-am-tightening-my-grip-on/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

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## More by Yahtzee Croshaw

> [“A good story is like a good bowel movement: it's only really satisfying once it's ended, because if you just keep going eventually your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/a-good-story-is-like-a-good-bowel-movement-it-s-only-really/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“The Necromancer's Tower squatted over the river like an incontinent titan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/the-necromancer-s-tower-squatted-over-the-river-like-an-incontinent/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/for-me-modern-warfare-3-s-plot-makes-its-signature-turn-around-the/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“My non American viewers. Who understand that the world does not consist solely of a single nation sailing across an infinite sea of migrant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/my-non-american-viewers-who-understand-that-the-world-does-not/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/i-am-a-crab-i-am-thinking-crabby-thoughts-i-am-tightening-my-grip-on/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/pimpin-ain-t-easy-and-neither-is-long-division/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“I realized that the job of a hero is not to save the galaxy, or rescue princesses, or slay all the dragons. That may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/i-realized-that-the-job-of-a-hero-is-not-to-save-the-galaxy-or-rescue/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/horrors-from-beyond-the-veil-of-time-and-space-are-coming-to-eat-us/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/i-d-sometimes-pictured-myself-bravely-sacrificing-my-life-to-save/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/the-obedient-pit-bull-becomes-the-escaped-tiger-and-it-s-got-a-knife/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“What were they going to do after killing the president, declare themselves king?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/what-were-they-going-to-do-after-killing-the-president-declare/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/reality-is-a-cruel-and-unintuitive-place-with-frustrating-gameplay/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“This is about as simple as games get. There isn't even the paltriest context for what you're doing; you're not exacting revenge on limbless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/this-is-about-as-simple-as-games-get-there-isn-t-even-the-paltriest/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [“It's way too long and I gave up on it. Abandoning forever an innocent child to a hostile and unforgiving land. Sometimes I still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/it-s-way-too-long-and-i-gave-up-on-it-abandoning-forever-an-innocent/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

> [The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yahtzee-croshaw/the-cruelest-thing-you-can-do-to-an-artist-is-tell-them-their-work-is/)

[Yahtzee Croshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yahtzee-croshaw/)

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