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title: "1 Think Valentine Quotes By Laura Kightlinger"
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> [It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/it-goes-christmas-new-year-s-eve-valentine-s-day-is-that-fair-to/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/657/laura-kightlinger-24538_anti-valentine_it-goes-christmas-new-year-s-eve-valenti_78161.png)

## More by Laura Kightlinger

> [I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-m-all-over-the-place-and-i-consider-myself-a-bit-of-a-scrounger/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [ \[On living in New York City:\] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/on-living-in-new-york-city-i-m-oblivious-to-everything-i-just-don-t/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/it-goes-christmas-new-year-s-eve-valentine-s-day-is-that-fair-to/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-love-punching-the-ceiling-with-my-fists-when-i-m-lost-or-i-can-t/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-get-asked-to-do-benefits-a-lot-and-i-ve-decided-i-ve-got-to-be-a/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-guess-i-just-feel-bad-that-i-m-still-going-on-bad-dates-when-i/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-mean-sleeping-with-the-same-woman-night-after-night-boring/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-have-to-find-work-wherever-it-might-be-hiding/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-slept-with-my-mother-until-i-was-nine-years-old-it-was-ok-for-the/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/always-keep-your-anger-bottled-up-you-might-need-a-bottle-of-anger/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [Anything can happen with a razor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/anything-can-happen-with-a-razor/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-have-a-rule-and-that-is-to-never-look-at-somebody-s-face-while-we/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/the-thing-that-amazes-me-about-getting-fired-is-that-nobody-ever-has/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-want-to-be-so-famous-that-drag-queens-will-dress-like-me-in-parades/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

> [I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-kightlinger/i-love-eating-in-it-brushing-my-teeth-and-swallowing-the-toothpaste/)

[Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-kightlinger/)

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