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> [“What makes you think it was your sperm? My sperm is obviously the dominant sperm. My sperm told your sperm to get to the back of line. The boy will have black hair and green eyes.” Sam shook his head.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/what-makes-you-think-it-was-your-sperm-my-sperm-is-obviously-the/)

[Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/)

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> [“I may make you feel but I can't make you think…your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jethro-tull/i-may-make-you-feel-but-i-can-t-make-you-think-your-sperm-s-in-the/)

[Jethro Tull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jethro-tull/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f83/jethro-tull-12401_love_i-may-make-you-feel-but-i-can-t-make-you_861046.png)

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