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> [“(at age thirteen) I think sharks smile like women dad. Like Jenny's smiling at you right now. ... But have you ever noticed how porpoises smile like effeminate men? They're bi-sexual, you know. Me, I'd rather have sex with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-rooney/at-age-thirteen-i-think-sharks-smile-like-women-dad-like-jenny-s/)

William Rooney

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## More by William Rooney

> [“(at age thirteen) I think sharks smile like women dad. Like Jenny's smiling at you right now. ... But have you ever noticed how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-rooney/at-age-thirteen-i-think-sharks-smile-like-women-dad-like-jenny-s/)

William Rooney

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