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title: "4 Think Penises Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-leigh-stewart/i-think-men-think-about-their-penises-as-much-as-women-think-about/)

[Christy Leigh Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-leigh-stewart/)

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> [“Female friendships are special. We expect our girlfriends to live up to a higher standard. Guys can get away with any old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessie-elliot/female-friendships-are-special-we-expect-our-girlfriends-to-live-up/)

[Jessie Elliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessie-elliot/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/jessie-elliot-96980_friendship_female-friendships-are-special-we-expect_621207.jpg)

> [“If men think with their penises, does that make Viagara a mind-altering drug?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-woolfrey/if-men-think-with-their-penises-does-that-make-viagara-a-mind/)

[John Woolfrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-woolfrey/)

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> [“It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/it-s-a-clich-to-say-that-men-think-with-their-penises-but-it-s-a-fact/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cd/jarod-kintz-2_think-penises_it-s-a-clich-to-say-that-men-think-with_2870404.jpg)

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