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title: "5 Think Michigan Quotes by 5 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Think Michigan quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Think Michigan sayings and thoughts."
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> [Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-walter-hauser/funny-people-come-from-all-over-i-think-michigan-has-dark-humor-on/)

[Paul Walter Hauser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-walter-hauser/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cce/paul-walter-hauser-9608_beautiful_funny-people-come-from-all-over-i-think_216201.jpg)

> [As a foreigner, I used to think all of Michigan was a post-apocalyptic wasteland of burning buildings, trashed cars, abandoned factories and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milo-yiannopoulos/as-a-foreigner-i-used-to-think-all-of-michigan-was-a-post-apocalyptic/)

[Milo Yiannopoulos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milo-yiannopoulos/)

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> [I think Michigan and the people of Michigan know - really, they know that I'm going to protect them. They're great people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/i-think-michigan-and-the-people-of-michigan-know-really-they-know/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-daniels/i-think-michigan-keeps-you-sane-and-on-an-even-keel-through-the-ups/)

[Jeff Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-daniels/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/541/jeff-daniels-12465_fireworks_i-think-michigan-keeps-you-sane-and-on-a_2306320.png)

> [When people think about Michigan, they usually think about cars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sander-levin/when-people-think-about-michigan-they-usually-think-about-cars/)

[Sander Levin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sander-levin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/646/sander-levin-25274_about_when-people-think-about-michigan-they-us_2738616.jpg)

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