--- title: "13 Think Drunk Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 13 Think Drunk quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Think Drunk sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b42/anonymous-1_funny_i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-10009_1000940.jpg" --- > [I'm not as think as you drunk I am](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b42/anonymous-1_funny_i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-10009_1000940.jpg) > [I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!!! By..Lula A.K.A SEXY](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lmfao/i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-by-lula-a-k-a-sexy/) [Lmfao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lmfao/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/lmfao-10460_drunk_i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-by-lu_318645.jpg) > [If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-williams/if-you-think-i-m-a-drunk-you-shoulda-seen-my-old-man/) [Hank Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a6/hank-williams-22382_drunk_if-you-think-i-m-a-drunk-you-shoulda-see_1853823.jpg) > [I'm not so think as you drunk I am !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-so-think-as-you-drunk-i-am/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f1/anonymous-1_beer_i-m-not-so-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-27141_2714194.jpg) > [If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/if-you-can-really-laugh-at-yourself-loud-and-hard-every-time-you-fall/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f58/conan-o-brien-540_drunk_if-you-can-really-laugh-at-yourself-loud_2816916.png) > [A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-araya/a-good-wine-has-many-qualities-i-think-if-drunk-moderately-it-is/) [Tom Araya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-araya/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tom-araya-15535_drunk_a-good-wine-has-many-qualities-i-think-i_264969.png) > [If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-martin/if-people-want-to-think-i-get-drunk-and-stay-out-all-night-let-em-2/) [Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2b/dean-martin-16200_alcohol_if-people-want-to-think-i-get-drunk-and_2235646.png) > [It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/it-takes-a-while-to-tell-stories-i-think-it-s-because-i-was-drunk-for/) [Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f6/gerard-way-1061_drunk_it-takes-a-while-to-tell-stories-i-think_1764847.png) > [The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-awkward-moment-when-people-think-your-drunk-when-in-fact-you-re/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/886/anonymous-1_amazing_the-awkward-moment-when-people-think-you_2337083.jpg) > [If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-martin/if-people-want-to-think-i-get-drunk-and-stay-out-all-night-let-em/) [Dean Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ccd/dean-martin-16200_alcohol_if-people-want-to-think-i-get-drunk-and_1928647.png) > [If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buddy-guy/if-you-don-t-think-you-ve-got-the-blues-just-keep-living-and-if-you/) [Buddy Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buddy-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2f/buddy-guy-10900_drinking_if-you-don-t-think-you-ve-got-the-blues_1025601.jpg) > [A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-max/a-lot-of-people-think-that-since-i-m-drunk-in-my-stories-i-must-be/) [Tucker Max](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-max/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2a/tucker-max-2064_basketball_a-lot-of-people-think-that-since-i-m-dru_1706688.png) > [“Good morning,” she said. “Are you drunk?” She noticed what a split second it took for him to flare into aggression. “Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-mantel/good-morning-she-said-are-you-drunk-she-noticed-what-a-split-second/) [Hilary Mantel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-mantel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/hilary-mantel-440_french-revolution_good-morning-she-said-are-you-drunk-she_1497155.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/think-drunk/#itemlist", "name": "Think Drunk Quotes", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not as think as you drunk I am", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b42/anonymous-1_funny_i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-10009_1000940.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b42/anonymous-1_funny_i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-10009_1000940.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b42/anonymous-1_funny_i-m-not-as-think-as-you-drunk-i-am-10009_1000940.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm not as think as you drunk I am” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!!! 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