--- title: "13 Think Conspiracy Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 13 Think Conspiracy quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Think Conspiracy sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32f/rock-cowles-2590_9-11_i-think-there-is-a-conspiracy-going-on-t_2639406.jpg" --- > [I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rock-cowles/i-think-there-is-a-conspiracy-going-on-to-prove-that-conspiracies/) [Rock Cowles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rock-cowles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32f/rock-cowles-2590_9-11_i-think-there-is-a-conspiracy-going-on-t_2639406.jpg) > [Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy. Everything is!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ed-harris/hippy-you-think-everything-is-a-conspiracy-everything-is/) [Ed Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ed-harris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d01/ed-harris-18248_abyss_hippy-you-think-everything-is-a-conspira_467795.jpg) > [“Do you think it's a conspiracy, people secretly ganging up to be nice to you?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-nicholls/do-you-think-it-s-a-conspiracy-people-secretly-ganging-up-to-be-nice/) [David Nicholls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-nicholls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/619/david-nicholls-873_conspiracy_do-you-think-it-s-a-conspiracy-people-se_2056622.png) > [“Do you think it’s a conspiracy?’ ‘Mr Durukan, if God is dead then everything is conspiracy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-mcdonald/do-you-think-it-s-a-conspiracy-mr-durukan-if-god-is-dead-then/) [Ian McDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-mcdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6b/ian-mcdonald-14570_god-is-dead_do-you-think-it-s-a-conspiracy-mr-duruka_1453467.jpg) > [There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/there-are-people-who-think-everything-is-a-conspiracy-and-i-think/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/bill-maher-211_conspiracy_there-are-people-who-think-everything-is_2528342.png) > [I think conspiracy theories have gotten more and more close to the mainstream because what you've got is a fragmentation of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-blair/i-think-conspiracy-theories-have-gotten-more-and-more-close-to-the/) [Tony Blair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-blair/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b1/tony-blair-812_conspiracy_i-think-conspiracy-theories-have-gotten_1059023.jpg) > [The bunker business is just one instantiation, the grandest instantiation, of what you might think of as conspiracy capitalism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-lowrey/the-bunker-business-is-just-one-instantiation-the-grandest/) [Annie Lowrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-lowrey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aff/annie-lowrey-7218_bunker_the-bunker-business-is-just-one-instanti_66788.jpg) > [One of the things that is interesting about reading conspiracy theory is that much of what folks think is conspiracy is really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-austin-fitts/one-of-the-things-that-is-interesting-about-reading-conspiracy-theory/) [Catherine Austin Fitts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-austin-fitts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd7/catherine-austin-fitts-61354_acting_one-of-the-things-that-is-interesting-ab_1215447.jpg) > [You know what i can't understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-nicholls/you-know-what-i-can-t-understand-you-have-all-these-people-telling/) [David Nicholls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-nicholls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba3/david-nicholls-873_being-nice_you-know-what-i-can-t-understand-you-hav_1002410.jpg) > [“The reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is they think 'conspiracy' means everybody's on the same program. That's not how it works.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-lee-burke/the-reason-people-don-t-buy-conspiracy-theories-is-they-think/) [James Lee Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-lee-burke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/james-lee-burke-2289_conspiracy_the-reason-people-don-t-buy-conspiracy-t_2314596.jpg) > [When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-jobs/when-you-re-young-you-look-at-television-and-think-there-s-a-2/) [Steve Jobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-jobs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/216/steve-jobs-307_business_when-you-re-young-you-look-at-television_1463272.jpg) > [I kind of think that if you show conspiracy theorists a photo of the dead Bin Laden they will come up with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-collins/i-kind-of-think-that-if-you-show-conspiracy-theorists-a-photo-of-the/) [Gail Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-collins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/gail-collins-3567_believe_i-kind-of-think-that-if-you-show-conspir_1707825.jpg) > [“When you’re young, you look at television and think, There’s a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-jobs/when-you-re-young-you-look-at-television-and-think-there-s-a/) [Steve Jobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-jobs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/909/steve-jobs-307_business_when-you-re-young-you-look-at-television_1116100.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/think-conspiracy/#itemlist", "name": "Think Conspiracy Quotes", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rock Cowles" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rock-cowles/i-think-there-is-a-conspiracy-going-on-to-prove-that-conspiracies/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32f/rock-cowles-2590_9-11_i-think-there-is-a-conspiracy-going-on-t_2639406.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32f/rock-cowles-2590_9-11_i-think-there-is-a-conspiracy-going-on-t_2639406.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32f/rock-cowles-2590_9-11_i-think-there-is-a-conspiracy-going-on-t_2639406.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist!” — Rock Cowles", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy. 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You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and funny and talented and all that, i mean endlessly, i've been telling you for years. So why don't you believe it? why do you think people say that stuff, Em? Do you think it's a conspiracy, people secretly ganging up to be nice about you?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Nicholls" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-nicholls/you-know-what-i-can-t-understand-you-have-all-these-people-telling/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba3/david-nicholls-873_being-nice_you-know-what-i-can-t-understand-you-hav_1002410.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba3/david-nicholls-873_being-nice_you-know-what-i-can-t-understand-you-hav_1002410.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba3/david-nicholls-873_being-nice_you-know-what-i-can-t-understand-you-hav_1002410.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You know what i can't understand? 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Donald Trump apparently believes that Bin Laden is dead, so that ought to be enough for the Middle East.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gail Collins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-collins/i-kind-of-think-that-if-you-show-conspiracy-theorists-a-photo-of-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/gail-collins-3567_believe_i-kind-of-think-that-if-you-show-conspir_1707825.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/gail-collins-3567_believe_i-kind-of-think-that-if-you-show-conspir_1707825.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/812/gail-collins-3567_believe_i-kind-of-think-that-if-you-show-conspir_1707825.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I kind of think that if you show conspiracy theorists a photo of the dead Bin Laden they will come up with…” — Gail Collins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When you’re young, you look at television and think, There’s a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want. That’s a far more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic! You can shoot the bastards! We can have a revolution! But the networks are really in business to give people what they want. 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